DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:55 pm

We onlookers win either way. The only downside is if DSP exploits the autistic detractor sperges to make even more money, but that's hardly worth mentioning since his paypigs will give him whatever he asks for anyway. If DSP didn't have detractors to blame, he'd straight-up lie to get more money. His recent MGS goal is just proof that he has nothing outside of TIHYDP to use to motivate "the mainstream" aka groups outside of his paypigs, to give him money.

Whenever he tries to appeal to the non-hardcore fans, he always goes with some shit like "Dank Souls Redemption Run," "Bloodborn Redemption Run," or "MGS Redemption Run." Why would a hardcore fan want him to play a game he already played? They don't see any problems with those old playthroughs. It's only detractors aka anyone who isn't a paypig who has a problem with that old shit.

DSP knows his shit is bad. Sometimes he'll even admit it. But he'll STILL ban people who tell him his shit is fucking bad. It's okay for HIM to say so. It's not ok for you to say so. He'll exploit TIHYDP when he wants money, and he'll reference TIHYDP and its popularity when he wants more cash and to be noticed. But if you type "TIHYDP *current game DSP is playing*" into his chat, you'll probably get banned.

I was insta-shadowbanned for asking if he was drunk when he did the "Pa" tweet. But if he needs to push a shitty narrative later, you can bet he'll talk about being shitfaced at night and how you should pay him to drink more because drunk tweets are funny.

It's amazing to see things fluctuate so wildly. DSP has absolutely no standards for himself. Everything is good or bad relative to that moment aka relative to his bank account. He'd grovel on the floor and drink piss if you offered him enough bits.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:13 pm

Do other Youtubers bother with Redemption Runs? I don't follow let's players because the absolute best thing I can say about people who make a living off of playing other people's video games is that they're a waste of fucking time. However in my limited experience Phil is the only one who has to redeem his shit playthroughs.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:31 pm

He just wants to cash in on his infamy.

And this whole escort/hooker/gf thing is starting to remind me of Chris Bores. Remember when people where wondering whether this LadyBuggin troll account in his comment sections was really his mother as she claimed, or Chris pretending to be her? I never really gave a fuck because neither answer would make this any less sad and pathetic.

Though I guess a hooker or escort would be slightly less sad and pathetic because it at least doesn't involve co-opting an (innocent) bystander for drama and money.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:39 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:31 pm

And this whole escort/hooker/gf thing is starting to remind me of Chris Bores. Remember when people where wondering whether this LadyBuggin troll account in his comment sections was really his mother as she claimed, or Chris pretending to be her? I never really gave a fuck because neither answer would make this any less sad and pathetic.
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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rpgworm » Wed Dec 13, 2017 5:46 pm

I don't watch any let's players or streamers anymore, they are either normie fluff, like Markplier, or utter shit like Game Grumps, so I wouldn't know.

And nobody in their right mind follows DSP for the gameplay anyway, I don't think I ever watched a single video of his to completion and I've never went to his livestream.

But he is trying to use his detractors videos popularity to make these redemptions runs, whatever....his patreon is still under a 1000 bucks, no way he is going to make it, either he is going to lie about it, or make it about steam donations.

I'm just waiting for when his patreon goal is going to be his girlfriend face reveal, we all know it is going to happen.

... if she is not a whore that is...

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:19 pm

I think DSP fans are finally catching on that Phil's Patreon is bullshit anyway, so no way is he going to legitimately hit his goal again. He's changing the way his goals work to this confusing Patreon/Twitch subs hybrid, presumably so he can claim to hit his goals every month while still pleading poor in every fucking video.

Someone raised this point on foxdickfarms too, but Phil only "meets" the goals he wants to anyway. Even when he legitimately meets the goal, if it's not a game he wants to play, he just won't play it. Look at his last few goals:

Christmas marathon goal - met with the help of a last-minute, anonymous $200 donation
PUBG - failed, but now he's playing the butchered console port anyway
Halloween marathon - failed
Halloween marathon attempt 2 - met with another last minute $200 donation from an anon. GEE I WONDER WHO THAT COULD HAVE BEEN
Patron's choice - Goal met, Mario Sunshine won, Phil REEE'd about it, still refuses to play it

Why the fuck would even the most autistic DSP fan want to donate to this shower of shite? None of it means anything. If you don't donate, Phil will just do it anyway if he wants to. If you do donate, and you make a choice Phil doesn't like, he'll just ignore it.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:32 pm

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6/10 troll, solid effort but she's gone in too hard on the execution

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by rpgworm » Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:23 pm

Awn, she had to go and be a try hard....

Trolling is getting to be a lost art these days...

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Angelfire Memes » Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:45 pm

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Seems even the KF autists have given up on it being real at this point. What is most likely is some Fred Fuchs type saw this hooker who had tweeted Phil in the past, saw the account was dormant, and got into it somehow and is now using it to spread this meme. There is like a 1% chance it's all real and this hooker is just using the sudden spike in interest to market herself to autists, and that's why she's dropping all the obvious hints, but almost certainly not at this point. The only reason I'm even following it is because I want Phil to chimp out on stream, and we might get a good Dick Stroking Phil Vlog out of it.

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Re: DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

Post by Kama » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:23 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:59 am
suzaku wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:43 am

EDIT: Turns out that Kimberlie chick may be a troll account against kiwi. So that might be a dead end too, but I do think that the Phil hiring a hooker theory is far more plausible than him getting an actual girlfriend.
The thing is, there's functionally no difference between hiring a hooker or being a sugar daddy to a barely-legal thot. In both cases, he's spending a bunch of money on plane tickets to fly a bitch in, spending money on her while she's there in exchange for sex, then paying a bunch more money to fly her back.

It's the same shit. The prostitute is just more honest.
Less chance of AIDS with the sugar daddy route too I would think, but I get what you're saying

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