Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about

How long will he live?

43
165
25%
45
93
14%
47
62
9%
50
114
17%
80, I'm delusional
219
34%
 
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Sep 14, 2017 12:43 pm

Nigga has to eat, so he has to make a lot of money. These videos are by far his most popular ones, he doesn't even do Francis anymore, because that got demonetized, and it had lowest vides for a while as far as hit content goes. His retarded audience simply wants to eat his bullshit up, and that's what he's doing right now.

I wasn't expecting the cunt to get so boring, it really wouldn've been better if he died on the table. From what I can tell, all he does now are videos about himself, leeching off drama and loot crates. He barely does Francis and barely covers anything else. Worthless existence.
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Throne of Dysentery » Thu Sep 14, 2017 1:05 pm

He'll treat himself to a few celebratory Baconators once he hits a certain weight milestone, and the vicious but hilarious cycle of food abuse will begin anew. Once that succulent meat hits his lips, you know he won't be able to stop.
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:46 pm

I can't be bothered to watch a video.

Does he specifically state the 93 pounds is from a specific weight?
Because he has always stated his weight loss as "I'm down 55 lbs from my heaviest" to make it seem like he is actually losing when 50 less than his heaviest was his standard weight for years.

It's hard to believe he stopped doing the "from my heaviest" shit now.

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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by sanicvr00m » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:50 pm

If he's at the point where he can eat "a couple eggs and some toast" for breakfast then I guarantee you the celebratory baconators have already started to flow. Really, why does a completely sedentary 400-lb man need a hearty breakfast like that anyway? Why don't you just stick to a few spoonfuls of yogurt, boogie, you fat fuck? Well, to ask the question is to answer it. He's weaning himself back on to fat fuck food as quickly as his stomach will allow just for the sake of stuffing his face.

I figured he'd at least lose the weight and gain it back, but with this latest video I think we can safely declare boogie's Gutbusters: Answer the Craving saga officially over. Soon he'll make a pretend-incredulous video talking about how he's SOMEHOW gained a few pounds this month but its just a bump in the road and he's still the biggest inspiration on youtube. Then he'll miraculously drop the topic altogether and go back to youtube drama whoring.
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Sep 14, 2017 4:01 pm

I can already picture it: "WHATS[sic] WRONG WITH MY STOMACH?!?!"
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Thu Sep 14, 2017 4:03 pm

I was going through some old pics I saved on my phone and found this pic of boogie's wife that I saved from 4chan.

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Source was some mcjuggernuts video 6:08 in.



https://youtu.be/ShIzMoVBY74?t=368

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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Sep 14, 2017 4:57 pm

She's a soon to be disabled enabler.
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by mad bum » Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:37 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Sep 14, 2017 4:57 pm
She's a soon to be disabled enabler.
Imagine how pissed she is that she was so close to being rid of boogie for good, she would of had the house and everything.
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:49 pm

Not to mention an army of cult members crying tears of joy at how bravely she handles being a widow.
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Re: Boogie: The Fats of our Lives

Post by MegaNigger » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:57 pm

DIE YOU STUPID FAT FUCK DIIEEE!!!!!!

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