Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Kugelfisch]

Would never happen unless her vagina somehow looked exactly like a bacon Whopper.

Don't be coy. You likely know several ladies just like that.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Boogie probably likes roast beef pussy.

Makes him feel like he's eating Arby's.

[Stranger]

Honestly Boogie is probably so low T that he doesn't even like or want sex. Reminder his doctor thought he had a vagina.

[Kugelfisch]

Honestly Boogie is probably so low T that he doesn't even like or want sex. Reminder his doctor thought he had a vagina.

He was so fucking adamant about his wife not liking sex and being only able to even get aroused by anyone but him made that crystal clear to the remaining 3% of people who thought it plausible that he's able to get it up.
Nobody has seen his dick for decades besides his wife, maybe, when she was wiping him down or changing his colostomy bag. Not exactly turn ons. If she was so crazy about him, why did she leave?

[Boogie's Panniculus]

See, she's not someone usually into sex, but Boogie just oozes sex appeal so much that she couldn't help but want sex all the time.
She had to leave because she was tired of always wanting sex.

[Guest]

She was tired of wanting sex so she went ahead and got it from Tyrone.

[Stranger]

Boogie talking about sex reminds me of the idiot my wife is friends with who insists that women constantly want sex when they're attracted to you and his world was rocked when I told him that vaginas can get sore after too much intercourse.

Just that obvious, "you've never had sex or at least are clueless about it if you have," talk that virgins or dudes that act like a stud do.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

I don't think boogie has had his penis inside a woman for at least 20 years.

[Stranger]

That's generous.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I don't think boogie has had his penis inside a woman for at least 20 years.

He catches friction off his panniculus.