Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Guest]

Real talk, I seem to be noticing less of his shoulders now compared to before. Not sure if weight loss or camera trick.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I can't tell, I have no idea. He never shows most of his mass, so judging his shoulders, when he always moves them around in what I imagine is a recreation of how Vesuvius erupted, you see only part of it, and it always changes shape, it's difficult to tell. But, unless he is simply lying, he is apparently losing weight.

[MegaNigger]

He's going to lose weight. What he won't have is a YouTube "career" or a decent standard of health.

He's ruined himself. He'll be on prescription drugs for the rest of his life. It won't be long by universal standards, it will just feel like forever.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's the law of inertia in action. It takes a while for such a big blob of mass to slow down and bite the dust.

[Kugelfisch]

Rich Banana is dead, yet this fucker still lives. I hope he at least suffers.

[Some Sick Fuck]

He's suffering every minute he's not telling someone about his life or is unable to lecture his followers about the truths of Boogyism.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Another day, another clickbait video:



In first 2 minutes (that's where I've decided I had enough) he explains that he forgot to drink water and ended up in hospital. I can't imagine having my body so fucked up that I wouldn't realize that I am dehydrated.

[Guest]

I can't imagine having my body so fucked up that I wouldn't realize that I am dehydrated.

That's what happens when you have pure Mountain Dew coursing through your veins.

There's exactly zero chance that a normal, healthy, individual isn't drinking a large amount of water on a daily basis. Boogie is neither normal or healthy and it's both ridiculous and highly suspicious that it took until now for him to end up dizzy from dehydration.

I'm almost certain this crap has happened before but he's only just now using it in a video because, "he just got that surgery and now he's in the ER? Oh man! Poor Boogie!"

[da PAC Nigguh]

Still alive? There's nothing else this guy could do besides die that would interest me. Please update the thread title accordingly when he kicks so I know when to come back here.

[Rapeculture]

I don't give a fuck about Boogie, although I do always find morbidly obese people to be hilarious. It's so fucking sad that you are so unwilling to stop eating like a fucking maniac even though it's putting you at death's door every second of your life. That's how dumb people are in fucking Burgerland.