CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

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Post by AdorableOtter » Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:43 pm

OK guys, Cuckson is a confirmed thief like his BOSS. I'm seriously serious.

I knew he was a true autistic retard but....

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Yeah, he called it a script and he thought he could get away with it.
It's just a word-for-word copypasta of the official manual. I noticed it because I was a X-Com fan many years ago and there was a sense of deja vu.
Cuckson never disappoints to disappoint. The guy is actually funny. His actual review will be hilarious :lol:

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Post by Poonoo » Sun Jun 25, 2017 11:52 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:43 pm
OK guys, Cuckson is a confirmed thief like his BOSS. I'm seriously serious.

I knew he was a true autistic retard but....

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Yeah, he called it a script and he thought he could get away with it.
It's just a word-for-word copypasta of the official manual. I noticed it because I was a X-Com fan many years ago and there was a sense of deja vu.
Cuckson never disappoints to disappoint. The guy is actually funny. His actual review will be hilarious :lol:
He will be our lolcow. Brilliant.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:45 am

Did kek watch over us and gift us a replacement Spoony?
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of course.... only the weakest of minds and people with the most damage can still support spoony or lie to themselves that spoony hasnt fallen off.
I must've said it on 2.0 dozens of times: If Spoony fails, they fail. What must not happen can not happen. They will twist and warp reality until they end up at a point where Noah is at no fault. They identify with him as "one of us who made it".
Shit, look at Cuckson talking that utter nonsense about how Spoopy is a great example on how to handle depression and shit. That's about as far from reality as it gets. If he was a heroin addict he'd have OD'd years ago and not once been to rehab. I can't think of anyone dealing worse with his mental shit than him.
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Post by mad bum » Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:07 am

Script writing sure is hard, now I can see why boss is taking so long for his next review, maybe I should buy him tekken again incase it got lost somehow.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 26, 2017 4:38 am

mad bum wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:07 am
Script writing sure is hard, now I can see why boss is taking so long for his next review, maybe I should buy him tekken again incase it got lost somehow.
I bet Cuckson doesn't even like Tekken. He just bought it for himself and Boss (with a capital B because people care about what he has to say, motherfucker) just to have some contact to him.
Cuckson is the amusing kind of pathetic instead of the enraging kind. That's something we really need right now.
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Post by Guest » Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:59 am

Cuckson joined Reddit, lol:

https://www.reddit.com/r/thespoonyexper ... em_can_we/

It's like this topic triggered him so hard he felt he needed to reply directly. Some neat gems in this topic, including an explanation for why he calls Spoony "Boss".

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Post by mad bum » Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:33 am

Uh oh, we've been found out. Here comes the reddit police.

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Post by rabidtictac » Mon Jun 26, 2017 9:34 am

"Low-rent DHI"

He stalks the shit out of DHI. Hi Jinson!

Plebbit is more positive than DHI? Damn. We try our hardest to give positive, constructive feedback to "no-work spoony" and his cucks. :lol:

How many months has Spoony taken your money and given nothing back, btw?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:11 pm

Guest wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:59 am
Cuckson joined Reddit, lol:

https://www.reddit.com/r/thespoonyexper ... em_can_we/

It's like this topic triggered him so hard he felt he needed to reply directly. Some neat gems in this topic, including an explanation for why he calls Spoony "Boss".
So apparently the most "professional" way to address Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler is by using an exclusive nickname from the last video you watched. Intriguing.

And lol him complaining about stupid bugged Steam gift mechanics. Sure, that's why your generous donation is stuck in digital purgatory :lol:

(Pro-tip: Buy Boss a game that features creepy dolls, fairies and/or elves. That might actually get April's attention. She's the one who uses Boss' Steam account 98% of the time if you haven't noticed.)
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Post by Some Sick Fuck » Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:20 pm

I can almost believe the dipshit would have a flooded basement and was doing nothing about it, just casually shitposting like he does all day. He sure is that clueless about anything that doesn't include karate.

Go ahead Cuckson. Fix your shitty house. As if that was the truth, he just couldn't come up with a reason to go off-line for few days, so he could feel like adult. Flooded basement it is then.
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