CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

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Post by MegaNigger » Sat Oct 07, 2017 4:44 pm

I'm ready. Through a rigorous regime of replacing my limbs skeletal structure with an aluminum allow, I'll be impervious to his limb shattering techniques! GGwp
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Post by veris leta facies » Sat Oct 07, 2017 4:50 pm

Where the hell is my XCOM review!?!? Your inner kungfukarate mindset fails to focus on the mission. What are you waiting for? Do it. DO IT!
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Post by MegaNigger » Sat Oct 07, 2017 4:52 pm

I will never forget him asking for tips on the XCOM review and it was just the intro from the booklet that ships with the game.

Here's a tip; Don't copy pasta shit like your Lord and Savior Splooner.

Sploony did that with game footage constantly because he's god awful at everything, even children's entertainment like vidya games.
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Post by veris leta facies » Sat Oct 07, 2017 7:40 pm

There were some of his own words too on that first page, something like: "Screen fades / calm narration" and then that manual reading ought to begin. That's exactly the kind of reviews I want to see, manuals read calmly. Cuckson is a goddamn genius.
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Post by AdorableOtter » Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:08 pm

>X-Com review

Fortunately that page is archived .
(here is the entire archive list for good classic Cuckanadian laughs)

Cuckson! YOU CAN NEVER RUN AWAY FROM YOUR OWN PAST.

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Post by Rushy » Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:00 pm

Oh good lord, I forgot about the Tekken 7 melodrama. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:52 pm

One day, Spoony will play Tekken 7. I am sure of this.

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Post by MegaNigger » Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:13 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:08 pm
>X-Com review

Fortunately that page is archived .
(here is the entire archive list for good classic Cuckanadian laughs)

Cuckson! YOU CAN NEVER RUN AWAY FROM YOUR OWN PAST.
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Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Sat Oct 07, 2017 11:54 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
Sat Oct 07, 2017 4:10 pm
Justin Castro's Son vs Patrick Brazeau Charity Boxing Match -- English Coverage of Complete Fight (mirror)
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It turned out Cuckson is 10th degree rainbow belt in boxingu-jitsu.
There is absolutely no reason for him to keep ducking CIANigga-san.

HEY CUCKSON, STOP HIDING ALREADY!!
I know nothing about boxing or any thing like it.

But cuckson's explanation sounds like someone who learned all he needs to know about stuff from animu.

"he made him bleed, so he's strong"
"he made him expel all his energy"

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Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sun Oct 08, 2017 12:17 am

This fucking guy... his delusions remind me of that "martial arts master" that was fighting people without touching them. Even he could probably kick Cuckson's ass.
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