CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:05 pm

Maybe because IRL Navy Seals don't Kickflip McTwist a motherfucker but just shoot or stab them.
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Post by MegaNigger » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:21 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:05 pm
Maybe because IRL Navy Seals don't Kickflip McTwist a motherfucker but just shoot or stab them.
Lol "kickflip mctwist". That's got me laughing
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Post by Guest » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:35 pm

I wish Jizzon was more well known. The man is ripe for 'Chuck Norris' type memes, given his delusional statements on fighting.

Cuckson Jizzon only knows what pain is because he inflicts it.
Cuckson Jizzon can kill your imaginary friends.
Cuckson Jizzon can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Then again, we should not joke, lest he breaks all our arms...

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Post by MegaNigger » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:42 pm

Guest wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:35 pm
I wish Jizzon was more well known. The man is ripe for 'Chuck Norris' type memes, given his delusional statements on fighting.

Cuckson Jizzon only knows what pain is because he inflicts it.
Cuckson Jizzon can kill your imaginary friends.
Cuckson Jizzon can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Then again, we should not joke, lest he breaks all our arms...
Shatter. He SHATTERS arms
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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Post by Guest » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:53 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:42 pm
Guest wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:35 pm
I wish Jizzon was more well known. The man is ripe for 'Chuck Norris' type memes, given his delusional statements on fighting.

Cuckson Jizzon only knows what pain is because he inflicts it.
Cuckson Jizzon can kill your imaginary friends.
Cuckson Jizzon can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Then again, we should not joke, lest he breaks all our arms...
Shatter. He SHATTERS arms
Pardon me. I did not mean to downplay Sensei Jizzon's skills.

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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:13 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:31 pm
rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:27 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:52 pm
"All my trained punches and kicks are designed to murder and destroy. I can't fight for sport."
Sure thing, buddy. Just like NFL line backers can't play some football with their kids in the garden because they would smash the shit out of them. Or like Hussein Bolt can only run really fast everywhere.
Kek.

Don't mock them too much or they'll use their Eight Gates of Hell chi dim mak to destroy you.

Growing up as a martial arts nerd in the '90s and '00s, there was so much fucking bullshido out there. :lol:

BTW metal gear solid 5's CQC is pretty decent. It's mostly based on real shit.
Albeit it's a flashy Hollywood version. It's BASED ON. Not the real thing. MGS CQC is not for real fighting
I have to specify I'm only talking about MGSV. The other games are all bullshit on the CQC. MGSV has some actual punches and shit, and some judo throws. So if you're going to reference the CQC in any other game than MGSV, it's pointless to mention because I agree with you.

I like how snake actually carries his weapons strapped to his body and he makes use of the environment for cqc takedowns. When you dash in for cqc, he uses forward motion in his attack. Walls nearby become obstacles for him to steer enemies into. He tends to soften up enemies with blows before doing a big move like a throw or punch to the jaw.

But this ONLY applies to MGSV. I want to make that extra clear, because there's a world of difference in the realism of MGS CQC when you compare V with the previous games.

Cuckson wishes he had a metal arm. It would make bone shattering even easier.

Also I like how one of the most practical ways to incapacitate an enemy with no fuss in MGSV is to hold them up aka point your gun at them. They're such cowards they'll stay on the ground forever just in case you come back.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:32 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:05 pm
Maybe because IRL Navy Seals don't Kickflip McTwist a motherfucker but just shoot or stab them.
That's because the Kickflip McTwist is categorized as a war crime under the Geneva Convention.
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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:42 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:32 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:05 pm
Maybe because IRL Navy Seals don't Kickflip McTwist a motherfucker but just shoot or stab them.
That's because the Kickflip McTwist is categorized as a war crime under the Geneva Convention.
Only if you collected all S-K-A-T-E letters first. Using that loophole made the capture of Bin Laden by Navy Seal Team 6 possible in the first place.
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Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:20 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:27 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:52 pm
"All my trained punches and kicks are designed to murder and destroy. I can't fight for sport."
Sure thing, buddy. Just like NFL line backers can't play some football with their kids in the garden because they would smash the shit out of them. Or like Hussein Bolt can only run really fast everywhere.
Kek.

Don't mock them too much or they'll use their Eight Gates of Hell chi dim mak to destroy you.

Growing up as a martial arts nerd in the '90s and '00s, there was so much fucking bullshido out there. :lol:

BTW metal gear solid 5's CQC is pretty decent. It's mostly based on real shit.
I remember a Seanbaby article where he talks about the earlier days of the MMA tournaments being televised and how every kid was expecting to see a display of cool and diverse martial arts shit. .. only to have their dreams shattered by the Graces and their non impressive looking but highly effective BJJ. It made lots of kids going to McDojos and their fathers paying for it scratch their heads in confusion.

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