CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:41 pm

Of course you need to telegraph. You have to go through the proper katas so your chi can flow through your chakras.
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Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:33 pm

Cuckson kinda looks like a mix between Lordkat and Larry. Ugly bastard.
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Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Sat Sep 16, 2017 3:31 am

CIANIgger wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:35 pm
Cuckson probably runs bent forward with his arms behind his back because he thinks it makes you faster....
But doing that can make you FLY!

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Post by AdorableOtter » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:10 am

CIANIgger wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:35 pm
Seriously. I don't like to brag about this, but I wooped a kid who knew karate. Noob martial artists telegraph their moves so fucking hard.

The people that THINK they know martial arts do it even worse.

Cuckson probably runs bent forward with his arms behind his back because he thinks it makes you faster....
Leave Cuckson-kun alone!! He'll start bitching about "death threats" AGAIN.
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I'm pretty sure Cuckson was talking about your posts. He really loves to exaggerate everything like his senpai. What a pathetic cuck.

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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Post by mad bum » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:36 am

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:33 pm
Cuckson kinda looks like a mix between Lordkat and Larry. Ugly bastard.
That's an insult to Larry
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Post by MegaNigger » Sat Sep 16, 2017 3:35 pm

AdorableOtter wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:10 am
CIANIgger wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:35 pm
Seriously. I don't like to brag about this, but I wooped a kid who knew karate. Noob martial artists telegraph their moves so fucking hard.

The people that THINK they know martial arts do it even worse.

Cuckson probably runs bent forward with his arms behind his back because he thinks it makes you faster....
Leave Cuckson-kun alone!! He'll start bitching about "death threats" AGAIN.
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I'm pretty sure Cuckson was talking about your posts. He really loves to exaggerate everything like his senpai. What a pathetic cuck.
I don't want to kill him. I'd have no more laughs.

I just know I could kick his ass in a straight up fight in an octagon or ring.
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Post by Charlar » Sat Sep 16, 2017 3:37 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 3:35 pm
AdorableOtter wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:10 am
CIANIgger wrote:
Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:35 pm
Seriously. I don't like to brag about this, but I wooped a kid who knew karate. Noob martial artists telegraph their moves so fucking hard.

The people that THINK they know martial arts do it even worse.

Cuckson probably runs bent forward with his arms behind his back because he thinks it makes you faster....
Leave Cuckson-kun alone!! He'll start bitching about "death threats" AGAIN.
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I'm pretty sure Cuckson was talking about your posts. He really loves to exaggerate everything like his senpai. What a pathetic cuck.
I don't want to kill him. I'd have no more laughs.

I just know I could kick his ass in a straight up fight in an octagon or ring.
But in the streets?
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Post by MegaNigger » Sat Sep 16, 2017 3:38 pm

Absolutely.

I don't think he'd show up though.

At least if there's rules he might still show up, and if not, people know.

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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Sep 16, 2017 6:16 pm

Cuckson would win any street fight tbh. He can shatter arms like nobody else can.
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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Post by AdorableOtter » Sat Sep 16, 2017 7:44 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Sat Sep 16, 2017 3:35 pm
I don't want to kill him. I'd have no more laughs.

I just know I could kick his ass in a straight up fight in an octagon or ring.
I think you need a new opponent, Cuckson is done. Just look at him. He's just a chubby pale autistic NEET who just wanted to daydream about being Ryu or Mishima.
I mean, HE CANT EVEN RIDE A BICYCLE you know.
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Ryan "Nigga Killa" Dodd aka ExtraSmegma is a better alternative imo. He claims he's lifting weight (I actually have some screencaps). Be careful though. I have a hunch he's good at anti-air attacks and fancy kicks rather than ranged attacks.

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