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There are two types of TKD taught in the States Olympic and the other one. Olympic is the one where you bounce around like a dummy with your arms at your sides and one leg in the air, waiting to push someone in the thigh.
Anyway, kicking is underrated. The only reason nobody wants to kick in a fight is because MMAfags have spent the past twenty years telling us it's bad (never mind that they do it all the time), and before that it was the Gracies bullshitting about "every" fight going to the ground; and before that it was Bruce Lee's dumbass with his goofy made-up martial art.
Tl;dr -- Jeet Kun Do is gay as fuck.
Anyway, kicking is underrated. The only reason nobody wants to kick in a fight is because MMAfags have spent the past twenty years telling us it's bad (never mind that they do it all the time), and before that it was the Gracies bullshitting about "every" fight going to the ground; and before that it was Bruce Lee's dumbass with his goofy made-up martial art.
Tl;dr -- Jeet Kun Do is gay as fuck.
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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status
To be fair, Lee died young. Cab we really say that he couldn't have developed it of he'd had a life time?
Nah. Probably not.
Nah. Probably not.
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Who would've guessed that so many of you have tried to develop Art of the Spider at some point in your lives...
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It's underrated if you're really good at it or have some other reason to not use your hands, like wearing steel-toed boots. Even if every fight doesn't go to the ground, shitty kicking is a good way to ensure that you, personally will go to the ground.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:12 pmThere are two types of TKD taught in the States Olympic and the other one. Olympic is the one where you bounce around like a dummy with your arms at your sides and one leg in the air, waiting to push someone in the thigh.
Anyway, kicking is underrated. The only reason nobody wants to kick in a fight is because MMAfags have spent the past twenty years telling us it's bad (never mind that they do it all the time), and before that it was the Gracies bullshitting about "every" fight going to the ground; and before that it was Bruce Lee's dumbass with his goofy made-up martial art.
Tl;dr -- Jeet Kun Do is gay as fuck.
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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status
DHI is full of successful batmans, they are just humble about all their karate knowledge lest they break more than one arm.Some Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:44 pmWho would've guessed that so many of you have tried to develop Art of the Spider at some point in your lives...
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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status
Dude, 3 moves, I'm grabbing your balls while it's squishing. But to each their own.
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I could never shatter arms on cuckson's level. I lack the Cucknadian reach and animu training.
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I could kick Cucksons fat white ass.
Right in his cooch
Right in his cooch
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I swear there was a live stream where he showed his face but I can't find it, he wasn't as fat as it sounds like he isCIANIggerCuntSlayer wrote: ↑Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:46 amI could kick Cucksons fat white ass.
Right in his cooch
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