CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

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Post by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:43 am

You go girl!

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Post by Guest » Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:12 pm

There are two types of TKD taught in the States Olympic and the other one. Olympic is the one where you bounce around like a dummy with your arms at your sides and one leg in the air, waiting to push someone in the thigh.

Anyway, kicking is underrated. The only reason nobody wants to kick in a fight is because MMAfags have spent the past twenty years telling us it's bad (never mind that they do it all the time), and before that it was the Gracies bullshitting about "every" fight going to the ground; and before that it was Bruce Lee's dumbass with his goofy made-up martial art.

Tl;dr -- Jeet Kun Do is gay as fuck.

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Post by MegaNigger » Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:53 pm

To be fair, Lee died young. Cab we really say that he couldn't have developed it of he'd had a life time?






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Post by Some Sick Fuck » Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:44 pm

Who would've guessed that so many of you have tried to develop Art of the Spider at some point in your lives...
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Post by rabidtictac » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:20 pm

Guest wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:12 pm
There are two types of TKD taught in the States Olympic and the other one. Olympic is the one where you bounce around like a dummy with your arms at your sides and one leg in the air, waiting to push someone in the thigh.

Anyway, kicking is underrated. The only reason nobody wants to kick in a fight is because MMAfags have spent the past twenty years telling us it's bad (never mind that they do it all the time), and before that it was the Gracies bullshitting about "every" fight going to the ground; and before that it was Bruce Lee's dumbass with his goofy made-up martial art.

Tl;dr -- Jeet Kun Do is gay as fuck.
It's underrated if you're really good at it or have some other reason to not use your hands, like wearing steel-toed boots. Even if every fight doesn't go to the ground, shitty kicking is a good way to ensure that you, personally will go to the ground.
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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Post by mad bum » Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:41 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:44 pm
Who would've guessed that so many of you have tried to develop Art of the Spider at some point in your lives...
DHI is full of successful batmans, they are just humble about all their karate knowledge lest they break more than one arm.
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Post by AdorableOtter » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:29 pm

Dude, 3 moves, I'm grabbing your balls while it's squishing. But to each their own.

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Post by rabidtictac » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:30 pm

I could never shatter arms on cuckson's level. I lack the Cucknadian reach and animu training.
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Post by MegaNigger » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:46 am

I could kick Cucksons fat white ass.

Right in his cooch
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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Post by mad bum » Thu Aug 10, 2017 1:58 am

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I could kick Cucksons fat white ass.

Right in his cooch
I swear there was a live stream where he showed his face but I can't find it, he wasn't as fat as it sounds like he is
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