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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:31 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
I'd say in Hetalia terms, Spoony is the Russia to Cuckson's Belarus.

(Belarus in that show being a crazy psycho bitch who wants to marry Russia.)

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:48 pm
by Boogie's Panniculus
I thought he already streamed/made vids.

I never bothered to look, but i remember him talking about starting it when he was on spoony's transformers livestream.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:56 pm
by Kugelfisch
Yes, he did. That was just to try out streaming or something. This time it's going to be a real project. I can hardly wait.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 3:59 pm
by Boogie's Panniculus
Maybe he is hoping to impress spoony with his editing/production skills and spoony will let him edit his videos.

I hope he has some sort of tribute intro cartoon/song.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:04 pm
by rabidtictac
Jinson wants Spoony to let him edit his cock.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 5:14 pm
by Kugelfisch
He's a "nice guy". Just that he wants Spoony and not some girl he doesn't have a snoball's chance in hell with.
But Spoony has already found his one and only true love: Taking money for nothing.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 3:23 am
by AdorableOtter
It's nothing new but Sensei Cuckson is also good at sword fighting. (I forgot to mention it when I revealed his karate mastery) He's obviously mixing up Kenjutsu (traditional sword art) and Ken-do (basically sports fencing with shinai). Shinai (light banboo stick) is rarely used in Kenjutsu because its weight/balance is completely different from actual Katana, they usually use wooden sword and they don't spar like Ken-do.
Also, it's quite dangerous to stab someone with shinai even though its light weight. That's why you have to wear a serious armor set in Ken-do.
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Cuckson shares at least one trait with his BOSS, he's such a pathetic bullshitter.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:27 am
by Kugelfisch
While we were busy not being pathetic liars, he studied the blade. :lol:

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:51 am
by mad bum
Insert complete silence.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 5:19 am
by Kugelfisch