CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

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Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:05 pm

Of course he plays Hearthstone. Shit game for a shit guy.
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Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:44 pm

Can you get a full battlenet id from past players? I havent played a blizzard game since diablo 3 2.0 patch and never did multiplayer in that game, but I remember they have a username#1234 format and thought they hid the #1234 part from other players.

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Post by Tony Schiavone » Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:15 pm

At this point, I think it's pretty obvious Cuckson isn't a university student. If he attends classes at all (note that he doesn't even try to name drop where he attends, unlike even Emir. Big red flag.), he's either taking one class every semester or so, like the barest of part time students. Or he's constantly flunking or dropping the classes due to his 'despression,' willingness to play games all day, or just general laziness following the example of his almighty mentor.
Either way, somebody break the news to him that its not exactly the way to build a background for companies looking to hire a "young adult game designer." Hell, after a few more years, he might not even qualify as young anymore.

I don't think he has a job either. There's no way he could keep any sort of regular hours if he wants to keep up with Massah Spoony's schedule. He also never talked about it; given his penchant for complaining, you'd think that'd be first on his list.

So you do think he lives with family? I'd have to say yes, given the fact that he has a house that was flooded.

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Post by CIANIgger » Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:34 pm

Can't say for sure to confirm NEET, but I think DHI has more than a case to claim such.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:48 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:05 pm
Of course he plays Hearthstone. Shit game for a shit guy.
I wonder if he asked Boss to play with him :3

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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:47 pm

Cuckson is 100% a NEET. Nobody, not even a student, has that kinda time and nolife to appear instantly at any shit time Spoony starts a stream.
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Post by CIANIgger » Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:21 pm

At a certain point you either get your shit together, or regress fully.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:41 pm

He's like a cross between Superman and Batman, guize. He's a succesful student, but he's always ready to perform his duty when he sees the Spoony Signal.

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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:47 pm

I can see him quitting college because he couldn't get his class schedule to fit in around Spoony's streams.

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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:52 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:47 pm
I can see him quitting college because he couldn't get his class schedule to fit in around Spoony's streams.
If that was true it would be the greatest thing ever. :lol:
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Have I forgotten to call Lindsay a cunt today?

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