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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 5:51 am
by rabidtictac
He's becoming Spoony, right down to the procrastination.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:17 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
One has to wonder how creasy his hair has become to get into his new role. I bet you can see teh grease dripping down.
AdorableOtter wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 3:23 am
It's nothing new but Sensei Cuckson is also good at sword fighting. (I forgot to mention it when I revealed his karate mastery) He's obviously mixing up Kenjutsu (traditional sword art) and Ken-do (basically sports fencing with shinai). Shinai (light banboo stick) is rarely used in Kenjutsu because its weight/balance is completely different from actual Katana, they usually use wooden sword and they don't spar like Ken-do.
Also, it's quite dangerous to stab someone with shinai even though its light weight. That's why you have to wear a serious armor set in Ken-do.
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Cuckson shares at least one trait with his BOSS, he's such a pathetic bullshitter.
Not only does the shinai require heavy protection, but the main reason it was invented was because the bokken was even more dangerous. Stabbing people in the neck with a solid piece of wood sounds like either a lot of bullshit, or the people at his dojo really hated him.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:58 am
by Poonoo
mad bum wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:51 am
Insert complete silence.
"Hey Spoony, I have Sleep Apnea like you and I'm too tired to make videos on time. Are we kindred spirits yet? I don't have to remove your skin to become you do I?"

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:14 am
by Charlar
Bets on how long until he does realize he wants to be Spoony but for that he needs to kills spoony because "there should be only one!"?

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:15 am
by Guest
Cuckson cutting off Spoonys head to absorb his power would be quite fitting actually.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:12 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Charlar wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:14 am
Bets on how long until he does realize he wants to be Spoony but for that he needs to kills spoony because "there should be only one!"?
Or he does it like in some horror manga story I've read where a weird nerd made some muffins or something with himself as the main ingredient for his one-sided crush to eat, so they could always be together.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 3:31 pm
by wildmage
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:12 pm
Charlar wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 8:14 am
Bets on how long until he does realize he wants to be Spoony but for that he needs to kills spoony because "there should be only one!"?
Or he does it like in some horror manga story I've read where a weird nerd made some muffins or something with himself as the main ingredient for his one-sided crush to eat, so they could always be together.
For the last time, you can't make an omelette out of jizz.

Anyways, Cuckson-san is making X-com videos, my question, is he any good? I know jack about x-com so are his strategies viable and is he better than the guys from something awful that had even the fucking devs participate in their LP?

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:21 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Isn't he just doing a review instead of a LP?

(But it is possible that his words of wisdom will come from gamefaqs.)

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:10 pm
by da PAC Nigguh
Spoony's Steam account doesn't show him as owning Tekken 7, meaning not only did he obviously not install it or play it, but he never even bothered to claim the gift.

Congratulations Jinson, money well spent wasn't it? I'm sure Noah is so pumped for working now.

Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:16 pm
by MegaNigger
da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:10 pm
Spoony's Steam account doesn't show him as owning Tekken 7, meaning not only did he obviously not install it or play it, but he never even bothered to claim the gift.

Congratulations Jinson, money well spent wasn't it? I'm sure Noah is so pumped for working now.
That's kinda fucking cold. Spoopy HAD to have seen it. And yet Cuckson is STILL all over him like he's the greatest?