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Re: Game Cunts

Post by Tony Schiavone » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:29 pm

mad bum wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:26 am
So fucking sick of D&D, this is like the 10th podcast about this now.



Why don't one of these faggots play rifts or shadowrun or some shit?

So let's recap:

Arnold: Quickly got bored because his ADD gave him neither the stomach or patience for anything that wasn't bright, shiny colors constantly moving right in front of him. Started being lul random and grumpy like a kid without his Adderall.
Erin's wife: Tries to occasionally get them to do things but constantly whines that she, as a woman, isn't given enough to do or whatever and because I don't know what's going, and isn't this like, a game, guys? OMG, it's so hard and confusing.
Cool Guy Ross: Doesn't give two fucks because he always checks out of everything the Grumps do within two seconds because he know's its BS and just free money anyway. Decides to spend his time amusing himsefl by annoying others and trying new ways to get a rise out of his wife.
Commie Holly: Vacillates between wanting to do grandmother voices and act like a middle-aged fantasy character, and caustically grumbling because she actually has experience with gaming and knows they'll never get anywhere with the chucklefucks around her.
Jew Barry: Continues to mumble and play in the corner by himself until someone needs him to do something, at which he happily, pathetically obliges.


I'm ashamed to admit I once thought they should start playing this because I might be good for them to try something actually creative. Why, oh why, did I think this would change them?

They should play a White Wolf game. At least then Erin can be a werewolf and try to creep out everyone at the table (he's surprisingly good at playing a villian/monster).
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...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Game Cunts

Post by Tony Schiavone » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:32 pm

Also, is this going to end with them standing outside the Wizards of the Coast's offices with a boombox, begging for sponsorship and free Magic cards?
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: Game Cunts

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Oct 26, 2017 4:01 pm

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Tony Schiavone wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:29 pm
They should play a White Wolf game. At least then Erin can be a werewolf and try to creep out everyone at the table (he's surprisingly good at playing a villian/monster).
As if they could keep a straight face with all the goofiness and pretentiousness.

Besides, the most fitting White Wolf game for them is Beast, the most tumblriffic game among a sea of special snowflakes. And the monsters are even more sociopathic in there.
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Re: Game Cunts

Post by Yaas » Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:15 pm

mad bum wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:26 am
So fucking sick of D&D, this is like the 10th podcast about this now.
10! You need to subscribe to more sperge. There's more D&D podcasts than the number of bricks Cuckson can karate kick in one go.

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Re: Game Cunts

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:58 pm

We need more videos about Maid RPG. You'd think these supposed RPG nerds would talk about that since most of them are also weebs.

Or for less sophisticated tastes: Tenra Bansho Zero, aka Rifts: Akira Kurosawa Edition.
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Re: Game Cunts

Post by Charlar » Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:08 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 5:58 pm
We need more videos about Maid RPG. You'd think these supposed RPG nerds would talk about that since most of them are also weebs.

Or for less sophisticated tastes: Tenra Bansho Zero, aka Rifts: Akira Kurosawa Edition.
Or for degenerates F.A.T.A.L or even worse, Black Tokyo
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Re: Game Cunts

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:21 pm

I think Otherverse America (by the same bloke who made Black Tokyo) might actually be worse. At least I can understand the reason behind Black Tokyo (even if that reason is "retarded weeb fetish shit"), but Otherverse America is some kind of weird dystopian future about a new civil war brought upon by the eternal struggle between pro-lifers and -choicers, with some odd fetish bits for Black Tokyo compatibility. That's just fucking bizarre.
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Re: Game Cunts

Post by Charlar » Sun Oct 29, 2017 7:50 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2017 6:21 pm
I think Otherverse America (by the same bloke who made Black Tokyo) might actually be worse. At least I can understand the reason behind Black Tokyo (even if that reason is "retarded weeb fetish shit"), but Otherverse America is some kind of weird dystopian future about a new civil war brought upon by the eternal struggle between pro-lifers and -choicers, with some odd fetish bits for Black Tokyo compatibility. That's just fucking bizarre.
Is that the one with the space dick or something else by the same writer?
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Re: Game Cunts

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Oct 29, 2017 9:58 pm

Yup. Also a witch class that smears herself with bodily fluids for bonuses. Because the pro-choicers have all decided to become gross Wiccans or something, to counter the pro-lifers who are cyborg fundies. Again, it's fucking bizarre, like some niche hentai full of every fetish you don't get.
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Re: Game Cunts

Post by Guest » Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:43 pm

mad bum wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:26 am
Why don't one of these faggots play rifts or shadowrun or some shit?
Wait, woah. Do you actually expect them to play a game that is some what niche and not lowest common deliminator or a household name? Nah man that would be way too kneckbeardy gotta stay with what all the cool entry tier wanna be LE SO NERDY fags play.

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