Hellsing920

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Re: Hellsing920

Post by Silent » Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:02 pm

Wow.

He has a special place in my memory because as a young college student I came across the Hellsing920 channel. It was the first time I ever watched a review show, and I enjoyed going through his backlog. I learned about Cheetahmen, remembered the Ren & Stimpy games, and watched his struggle with Snoopy successfully pole vaulting at the Olympics. I even remember him posting a specific additional video of him succeeding at something he'd failed at his entire childhood and adult life. (As I look at reuploads the Olympics video doesn't seem to be anywhere.)

Then his channel got flagged and deleted. He made a Geocities-looking site but stopped doing new videos and as far as I knew he disappeared from the internet forever. It was around this time that I heard people talk about the Nerd and I checked a video of his out, but he seemed wholely unfunny and uninteresting to me. But I came across Critic, which led me to TGWTG back when it was just him, Suede, Linkara, Film Brain, Spoony, and Benzaie.

A few years down the line I found out he went back to videos. But he was hanging around with the Busy Street guy and was doing reaction videos that seemed mean spirited, poorly made, and unfunny. Disinterested, I completely forgot about him until seeing his death mentioned in one of the other threads. Was going to make a thread for him titled "Speak Ill Of The Dead" to see if anyone had anything to say.

It's odd. Almost a decade of following nobodies eventually leading me here came from this guy. He was my first reviewer just like Chugga was my first let's player. I've got fond memories of the guy even if he probably sucked.

Seriously, though, how the crap do you die from a hernia?!
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Re: Hellsing920

Post by mad bum » Sat Dec 09, 2017 5:00 am

Sometimes people die for the stupidest medical shit, probably things that could of easily been avoided.
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Re: Hellsing920

Post by ClawMidnight » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:29 am

The funniest thing about his death was that horrible GoAnimate video that Asa showed in that one video he talked about it. Some random kid with a shitty animation program who was even more of a nobody tried to usurp him and then got assraped by youtube comments and I think that video got deleted shortly after that whole thing.

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Re: Hellsing920

Post by Poonoo » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:32 am

Silent wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:02 pm

Seriously, though, how the crap do you die from a hernia?!
Being 500 pounds will do that.
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Re: Hellsing920

Post by wildmage » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:48 am

ChuggaConroy...that's a name I haven't thought about in a while. Like Bolt McGammar, probably the only good let's player out there (he narrated all of Golden Sun in 150 episodes).

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Re: Hellsing920

Post by Silent » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:50 am

wildmage wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:48 am
ChuggaConroy...that's a name I haven't thought about in a while. Like Bolt McGammar, probably the only good let's player out there (he narrated all of Golden Sun in 150 episodes).
Yeah. While people may find his jokes and tone annoying and/or emotionally arrested, you can't top him for sheer deep-dive information on whatever he's covering. Every nook and cranny with plenty of behind the scenes info and explanations for anything you could have asked about.
Wikipedia wrote:"...an untreated hernia may be complicated by:

Inflammation
Obstruction of any lumen, such as bowel obstruction in intestinal hernias
Strangulation
Hydrocele of the hernial sac
Hemorrhage
Autoimmune problems
Irreducibility or Incarceration, in which it cannot be reduced, or pushed back into place, at least not without very much external effort. In intestinal hernias, this also substantially increases the risk of bowel obstruction and strangulation."
Okay. Now I understand how that can happen. Jeez. I don't wanna mess with hernias.
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Re: Hellsing920

Post by Duwango » Sat Dec 01, 2018 2:06 am

Bumping the thread just to dump this vidya.


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Re: Hellsing920

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 01, 2018 2:38 am

Nigger, are you on some kinda nostalgia binge or something?
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Re: Hellsing920

Post by nume26 » Fri Dec 27, 2019 7:47 pm

Osterzone wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:42 am

That's no small task

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Not to toot my own horn here, but I'm actually the one in the Batman shirt in this photo.

Yes, Hellsing stank to high heaven. Darknessthecurse wouldn't even allow Hellsing to sit on his bed, even momentarily, because he reeked so bad. There's a reason I'm faaar away.

Yes, Hellsing's only actual job was being a "slot machine technician" at a casino, and he didn't even get that job until he was 29. He also couldn't do basic adult shit, like drive a car. Hellsing's rant on Chris Chan has always been hilarious to me, seeing as Chris-Chan at least went to Community College, has held two jobs, and knows how to drive.

Hellsing's diet consisted of "Frito Pie" which was literally frying a bunch of fritos in a frying pan with grease. I'm surprised he even lived this long. He couldn't go up a flight of stairs without getting out of breath. Hellsing also couldn't jump.

I'm willing to ignore questionable hygiene practices if he made good videos, but he didn't even do that. His reviews were clearly contrarian just for the sake of being contrarian. His rants were mediocre at best.

Now, if he was just a disgusting weirdo who made bad videos, I could excuse that... if he wasn't a bad person overall, and didn't aim to have the worst possible personality. It wouldn't surprise me if he actually did have Narcissistic Personality Disorder. He would hop on every drama train while pretending to be "above all the drama", he'd gaslight, he'd manipulate, he'd completely refused to give apologies or accept any criticism, and even said "just kill yourself, no one will miss you" to a suicidal person who had no one else to turn to. Very classy.

Fuck this guy

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Re: Hellsing920

Post by MegaNigger » Fri Dec 27, 2019 7:56 pm

nume26 wrote:
Fri Dec 27, 2019 7:47 pm
Osterzone wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:42 am

That's no small task

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