April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[pibbs]

I was going to suggest we try to win that doll then request she paint it like Spoony. Pale, dark circles around the eyes, and a layer of grease.

[Kugelfisch]

I'd want it to wear a tiny CPAP mask. Sadly, just like Spoony's, doll-sized ones likely don't exist.

[pibbs]

These buttons are the laziest shit I've ever seen. Click picture for full effect.

[Kugelfisch]

Is that her personal "Samy doesn't know"?

[mad bum]

I bet the iron bull scented soap smells like regret and skyrim.

[veris leta facies]

Good for her she finally got her creative groove back.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I'm not prepared to agree with that statement until I see fresh batch of creepy dolls...

Although I am impressed that for some ungodly reason, the witch has set up the price just right... I didn't edit that, and unless she specifically sets weird prices for countries that most americans haven't even heard of, this must be the work of dark magic.

https://i.imgur.com/m3Oq6qd.png

[AngrySpoonySnob]

all trannies are satanic

[sigh]

Why is she giving those soaps and scents names after random shit from the game: Lyrium, Darkspawn blood, Elfroot, every characters name ?

I bet the iron bull scented soap smells like regret and skyrim.

You're not that far of

A complex blend of scents befitting our favorite Qunari warrior-spy: earth-like patchouli, warm allspice, ocean breezes, sandy beaches, a hint of sandalwood and pine, and a dangerously tempting breath of leather.

cute

Not tested on animals (unless you count my boyfriend).

nice disclaimer

Your bar of soap will be chosen at random, so you may get a shape other than what you see in the pictures. However, each bar has roughly the same volume, so you're getting the same amount of soap no matter what shape or style you receive.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/256665361/ ... de-perfume what even?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How can a 9+ foot rapetaur qualify as a spy?

Why is she giving those soaps and scents names after random shit from the game: Lyrium, Darkspawn blood, Elfroot, every characters name ?

Probably ran out of original ideas after "Dragonbreeze" and "Dragonscent".