April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:36 am

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Am I the only one who thinks the best April or Spoony will ever get these days are their own hands and fingers. It seems like they are both cucks. It seems like April is already used to her own fingers and probably has been since she was a teenager.
Spoony seems to have little testosterone and probably always had a low libido. In his current state, I doubt he cares enough to proposition April. And April is a submissive so she won't press the issue with him.
So it's probably just April being the one masturbating. I still just feel that April is a female cuckold

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:48 pm

With Spooner, the only thing that could possibly be cucking her is Trump's twitter, that's the only thing possibly getting him a mild boner.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:37 pm

A female cuckold is called a "cuckqueen," lads. Get it right.

April is the queen of being cucked, which is why she spends 12 hours a day shlicking to skyrim characters.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:43 pm

Wouldn't that imply that Noah gets pussy from somewhere else?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:50 pm

Meanwhile, on the nonSpoony side of the house.. Well... at least April gets something done.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:07 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:37 pm
A female cuckold is called a "cuckqueen," lads. Get it right.

April is the queen of being cucked, which is why she spends 12 hours a day shlicking to skyrim characters.
The more you know thanks. But how pathetic is it to be cucked by a guy like Spoony who isn't getting any from anyone else. This girl seems like she probably masturbates more then a teen not. Hell she even masturbates to video games like a teen boy

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:08 pm

pibbs wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:50 pm
Meanwhile, on the nonSpoony side of the house.. Well... at least April gets something done.
Aww she took a break from shocking to make accessories for her creepy doll

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:09 pm

Guest wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:08 pm
pibbs wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:50 pm
Meanwhile, on the nonSpoony side of the house.. Well... at least April gets something done.
Aww she took a break from shocking to make accessories for her creepy doll
I meant Shlicking not shocking

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:15 pm

Handcuff necklace still pretty shocking and creepy lol, this bitch is sick. Begging to be raped but not really guise wink wink
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Anonymouslyanon » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:50 pm

AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:15 pm
Handcuff necklace still pretty shocking and creepy lol, this bitch is sick. Begging to be raped but not really guise wink wink
Yet it seems like no one wants her. So it's all down to her fingers and toys while reading erotica and mods on Skyrim

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