April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Stranger]

She probably blocked him and just occasionally tweets at him so it looks like they're in a normal, healthy relationship.

[Vaporwear]

Hey guys, get a creepy ass doll painted by a demented shut in!

Enter today!

As her boyfriend is openly contemplating suicide to guilt trip his measly fanbase of autists into donating him more money for nothing, April sits in her room, thinking to herself "Something's not right. No no, this isn't right at all! I should really do something about this. This doll's make-up can't stay like this! I'll make a contest out of it!".

Good on her I say. rApril hasn't given a shit about Spoony's mental state in years. While she's touching herself to rape fiction and going out on dates with random men at Elf conventions he's whining about how he's gonna die from lack of funds.

It's hilarious. She doesn't care two shits, nor should she. She knows him well enough to know he's full of shit and everything bad that happens is his own fault, and that includes having a live-in "girlfriend" who doesn't do jack shit except use his steam profile. She's using typical girl logic, "I'm a girl and I deserve this stuff this guy gave me because I'm a girl." Spoony lets her stay at his place, hence, by girl logic she gets to stay there and contribute nothing and she'll only leave once she finds someone that can offer better or he dies. She'd care about him if he had a stable income and work ethic, but he doesn't, so he's basically just a place to stay that isn't her mom's house.

[mad bum]

Rape is bad you guys

has a flood in her pants thinking about being raped by iron bull

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Seriously, how does she not see ANY of the last YEAR of twitter panic from Sploony?

"I don't know what he does" suuuuurrrreeee....

"Hey, April. Do you wanna RP in my edgelord suicide pitty party tweet scheme?"
"I can't hear you over how awesome these Skyrim mods are!"
"Oh. Okay..."

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Rape is bad you guys

has a flood in her pants thinking about being raped by iron bull

And writes rape fanfic!

[Stranger]

Seriously, how does she not see ANY of the last YEAR of twitter panic from Sploony?

"I don't know what he does" suuuuurrrreeee....

"Hey, April. Do you wanna RP in my edgelord suicide pitty party tweet scheme?"
"I can't hear you over how awesome these Skyrim mods are!"
"Oh. Okay..."

Knowing she's into rape actually makes the mod thing even better since there's that one sexlab mod for Skyrim where the enemies will rape you when you run out of health, rather than outright kill you.

[Guest]

Seriously, how does she not see ANY of the last YEAR of twitter panic from Sploony?

"I don't know what he does" suuuuurrrreeee....

"Hey, April. Do you wanna RP in my edgelord suicide pitty party tweet scheme?"
"I can't hear you over how awesome these Skyrim mods are!"
"Oh. Okay..."

Knowing she's into rape actually makes the mod thing even better since there's that one sexlab mod for Skyrim where the enemies will rape you when you run out of health, rather than outright kill you.

Bro...how....how do you know bout this? Also link please for reasons.

[Stranger]

"Hey, April. Do you wanna RP in my edgelord suicide pitty party tweet scheme?"
"I can't hear you over how awesome these Skyrim mods are!"
"Oh. Okay..."

Knowing she's into rape actually makes the mod thing even better since there's that one sexlab mod for Skyrim where the enemies will rape you when you run out of health, rather than outright kill you.

Bro...how....how do you know bout this? Also link please for reasons.

A long while ago I watched a let's play where a guy used the most offensive mods he could find and that was one of them. He censored it, of course, because it was on youtube.

I don't have a link. You'll have to search for it yourself. That sort of mod doesn't interest me.

[rabidtictac]

She must be using skyrim as fap material. What else could she be doing there? The game doesn't have 1000+ hours of interesting content.

[Auli]

Could anyone order a doll with the face of a penis?