April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by drisko » Wed Aug 16, 2017 7:59 am

pibbs wrote:
Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:32 am
Gents? Beads?

Oh April, you poor lonely desperate retard.
So the bead shop got shut down but she's still in touch with the boss, okay. Except the boss had to invite her to the coworker's baby shower, not the coworker.

Unless she was talking about the boss' new coworker, not someone from her old job.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:45 am

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Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:51 am
Was that the highlight of her life thus far? Working at a bead store? Why doesn't she just apply to work at Joanne's fabrics or what's that other place.. I go to hit on milfs and G-milfs... ah yeah AC-Moore... yeah go work there lazy bitch.
Probably because it was the easiest fucking job in the world. They probably had 1 customer the whole day and she just fucked around the whole time. Kinda makes you think why they had to close.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Pumpkin Man » Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:45 pm

mad bum wrote:
Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:45 am
Pumpkin Man wrote:
Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:51 am
Was that the highlight of her life thus far? Working at a bead store? Why doesn't she just apply to work at Joanne's fabrics or what's that other place.. I go to hit on milfs and G-milfs... ah yeah AC-Moore... yeah go work there lazy bitch.
Probably because it was the easiest fucking job in the world. They probably had 1 customer the whole day and she just fucked around the whole time. Kinda makes you think why they had to close.
I'm sure their top customers were 3-7 yo's getting ready for summer camp.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:11 pm

A bead shop sounds like either a place you go to buy illegal drugs or one of those stores that sells maybe 2 products a week but inexplicably stays open because the owner is a millionaire who runs it as an ego trip.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:12 pm

Most likely a bored housewife of a productive man.

In other words, Orcril's dream lifestyle.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Aug 16, 2017 4:43 pm

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Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:26 am
The mental patients are worse than the sick people. I used to take the bus regularly to college classes because the bus was actually faster than driving thanks to all the traffic around my university.

There are certain times of day where you get on mostly with working people and normies, but maaaaaan..... There were so many times I had to share my space with some fucking basket case, a group of retarded kids and their bored, uninterested handlers who didn't do shit to restrain them, or some homeless crackhead.
German train stations seem to attract a lot of confused/senile people having heated political (?) discussions with themselves.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:17 pm

Austrian trainstations aren't better. You always have that one fucker, who smells, can't stfu and has the worst brand of beer in his hand.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:51 pm

Public transportation. LOL Proletariat scum.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by David Penelope » Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:56 pm

You people call yourselves men! Insulting and antagonizing a innocent woman that has done absolutely nothing to you!

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:23 pm

Antagonizing? We're rooting for her to dump Noah so she can live a happier life with Brad from MKE.
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