April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Wed Aug 16, 2017 10:29 pm

Ya know anyone who encourages a woman to stay with someone like Spoony is delusional on two fronts;

1. Encouraging a woman to stay with a lazy, alcoholic, twitter sperging recluse with NO JOB might as well be abuse by the SJW standards. You're encouraging her to in fact be very UN-Feminist to rely on/stay with a man that is abusing and neglecting her simply by virtue of being with her and giving NOTHING. :lol:

2. You're inserting yourself into Spoony's shoes because in your fucked up mind, his example is THE example to follow for success with the ladies and life. THAT is some cucked shit.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Pumpkin Man » Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:03 pm

David Penelope wrote:
Wed Aug 16, 2017 8:56 pm
You people call yourselves men! Insulting and antagonizing a innocent woman that has done absolutely nothing to you!
She's not going to fuck you David Analope. So you can give us a rest in defending the Queen of She Losers.
DHI Faggots pout and get mad because I tell them like it is then they have the nerve to call me a Pussy :roll: I'm not the one getting emotional over the truth. You fuckers need a real hobby outside masturbating on the internet to internet nobodies.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:13 am

Maybe David is Brad from MKE. Plot twist.

If so, your efforts would be better spent going to more Ren Faires with her. I can see from her eyes that she'll give it up the second you ask. She's ready for a more stable living condition.
RAPEMAN wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:42 pm
>liberal: ban x
>trump: yeah ban x
>liberal: no bro x is awesome

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:53 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:13 am
Maybe David is Brad from MKE. Plot twist.

If so, your efforts would be better spent going to more Ren Faires with her. I can see from her eyes that she'll give it up the second you ask. She's ready for a more stable living condition.
She's ready to graduate to beyond 2 inches.... so 2 and a half should be enough.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:56 am

there is something about how he said wife..could April and Spoons have a hotwife/cuck relationship ?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:59 am

Cuckson wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:56 am
there is something about how he said wife..could April and Spoons have a hotwife/cuck relationship ?
That would imply the existence of an attractive person, who is female, being married to Spoony, who fucks at all much less real people.... God those Skyrim mods.... sick.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Cuckson » Thu Aug 17, 2017 5:30 am

CIANIgger wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:59 am
Cuckson wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:56 am
there is something about how he said wife..could April and Spoons have a hotwife/cuck relationship ?
That would imply the existence of an attractive person, who is female, being married to Spoony, who fucks at all much less real people.... God those Skyrim mods.... sick.
you can play skyrim online tho... cof Brad as a bull like character cof

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by drisko » Thu Aug 17, 2017 8:23 am

It's been five years, almost four of which they've lived together, and Spoony hasn't proposed nor does he seem close to thinking about popping the question. April, if you're reading this, that's a pretty big sign he's only keeping you around because he's too lazy to throw you out.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Aug 17, 2017 9:10 am

Just like DSP and Leanna. April brings in a second income, such as it is, and she probably does some chores and other shit around the place. It costs him very little to keep her around and they're probably more like roommates anyway.
RAPEMAN wrote:
Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:42 pm
>liberal: ban x
>trump: yeah ban x
>liberal: no bro x is awesome

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by oldbones » Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:24 pm

drisko wrote:
Thu Aug 17, 2017 8:23 am
It's been five years, almost four of which they've lived together, and Spoony hasn't proposed nor does he seem close to thinking about popping the question. April, if you're reading this, that's a pretty big sign he's only keeping you around because he's too lazy to throw you out.
Remember Spoony is always talking about running off to Canada without even mentioning April. Is he just assuming April is going to want to be a refugee with him?

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