April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Don Pablo Diego » Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:04 am

What man keeps a woman in his house that doesn't pay pills, cook, clean... that he doesn't even fuck that he has no kids with and is not married or obligated too but a gay man in denial? There's no benefit or reason for April to be there to him other than to keep up his heterosexual front. What straight man with a longterm live in girlfriend would let his woman go out alone to social events and hang out with other men and take pictures with them? When you haven't even hung out with her in "years" yourself?

Spoony has 2 girlfriends in his life "Scarlett & April" and he's damn near 40. Neither one of them were remarkable or a catch to any heterosexual but for Spoony they were more than enough. Then you have his joking/flirtatious (which is flirting in spoony's book) to Jesuotaku. When has Jesuotaku never not looked like a boy even before the testosterone? Sure sure call it what you will Linkara thinks he's heterosexual too and look what a sexually confused fuck up he is. The question is would you let a woman that you don't fuck and have nothing to do with live in your house for years for free? Some of you wouldn't even let your best friends live up in your house for free even if it's for a couple of months.

Dude is gay. His gay whining, his gay taste in choosing women, his gay habit of dressing up, his faggot whimpering and pouting, making a channel to pretend your dog (that was gay as fuck), The happiest I've ever seen him is when he dressed up as a woman, and did I mention his unnecessarily feminine long gay hair? He's not in a band, He's not a roadie, probably doesn't listen to AC/DC or Metallica but he will make you think he's a kid diddler and on the sex offender watch list.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:31 am

He's too much of a faggot to be gay.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Charlar » Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:10 am

He has no balls and no sex drive from the 24/7 alcohol
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:20 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:31 am
He's too much of a faggot to be gay.
Only Noah could make this statement true.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:53 pm

I don't understand how tweeting about Skyrim again means she's still with Spoony.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by MegaNigger » Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:31 pm

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Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:53 pm
I don't understand how tweeting about Skyrim again means she's still with Spoony.
Plays on his account. Which it''s safe to assume she'd only use his shit if she was with him still.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:07 am

You look worse now, hag.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AdorableOtter » Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:12 am

Yep. Orcril looked like a normal human being back then.
Maybe she lost her mind because of mommy issues.
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>But she's not single and none of her kids have autism.

You're also her kid dumb ass.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:16 am

AdorableOtter wrote:
Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:52 am
This looks like a dude. I think this is an early stage of the transformation.
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