April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She probably blocked him and just occasionally tweets at him so it looks like they're in a normal, healthy relationship.
"I currently have 274 pounds of lean mass. My nurse explained that since she'd just seen me walk a quarter mile that I basically was ripped underneath all of this fat." - Arnold Boogienigger
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Good on her I say. rApril hasn't given a shit about Spoony's mental state in years. While she's touching herself to rape fiction and going out on dates with random men at Elf conventions he's whining about how he's gonna die from lack of funds.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Tue Nov 21, 2017 3:33 pmAs her boyfriend is openly contemplating suicide to guilt trip his measly fanbase of autists into donating him more money for nothing, April sits in her room, thinking to herself "Something's not right. No no, this isn't right at all! I should really do something about this. This doll's make-up can't stay like this! I'll make a contest out of it!".
It's hilarious. She doesn't care two shits, nor should she. She knows him well enough to know he's full of shit and everything bad that happens is his own fault, and that includes having a live-in "girlfriend" who doesn't do jack shit except use his steam profile. She's using typical girl logic, "I'm a girl and I deserve this stuff this guy gave me because I'm a girl." Spoony lets her stay at his place, hence, by girl logic she gets to stay there and contribute nothing and she'll only leave once she finds someone that can offer better or he dies. She'd care about him if he had a stable income and work ethic, but he doesn't, so he's basically just a place to stay that isn't her mom's house.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Rape is bad you guys
has a flood in her pants thinking about being raped by iron bull
has a flood in her pants thinking about being raped by iron bull
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
"Hey, April. Do you wanna RP in my edgelord suicide pitty party tweet scheme?"
"I can't hear you over how awesome these Skyrim mods are!"
"Oh. Okay..."
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Knowing she's into rape actually makes the mod thing even better since there's that one sexlab mod for Skyrim where the enemies will rape you when you run out of health, rather than outright kill you.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:28 pm"Hey, April. Do you wanna RP in my edgelord suicide pitty party tweet scheme?"
"I can't hear you over how awesome these Skyrim mods are!"
"Oh. Okay..."
"I currently have 274 pounds of lean mass. My nurse explained that since she'd just seen me walk a quarter mile that I basically was ripped underneath all of this fat." - Arnold Boogienigger
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Bro...how....how do you know bout this? Also link please for reasons.Stranger wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2017 3:27 amKnowing she's into rape actually makes the mod thing even better since there's that one sexlab mod for Skyrim where the enemies will rape you when you run out of health, rather than outright kill you.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:28 pm"Hey, April. Do you wanna RP in my edgelord suicide pitty party tweet scheme?"
"I can't hear you over how awesome these Skyrim mods are!"
"Oh. Okay..."
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
A long while ago I watched a let's play where a guy used the most offensive mods he could find and that was one of them. He censored it, of course, because it was on youtube.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2017 3:38 amBro...how....how do you know bout this? Also link please for reasons.Stranger wrote: ↑Wed Nov 22, 2017 3:27 amKnowing she's into rape actually makes the mod thing even better since there's that one sexlab mod for Skyrim where the enemies will rape you when you run out of health, rather than outright kill you.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:28 pm"Hey, April. Do you wanna RP in my edgelord suicide pitty party tweet scheme?"
"I can't hear you over how awesome these Skyrim mods are!"
"Oh. Okay..."
I don't have a link. You'll have to search for it yourself. That sort of mod doesn't interest me.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She must be using skyrim as fap material. What else could she be doing there? The game doesn't have 1000+ hours of interesting content.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Could anyone order a doll with the face of a penis?
I'm in your bedroom, folding your clothes.
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