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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:15 am
by Poonoo
She has just as little self awareness as Spoony. They were perfect for each other. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:42 am
by rabidtictac
AdorableOtter wrote:
Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:12 am
Yep. Orcril looked like a normal human being back then.
Maybe she lost her mind because of mommy issues.
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>But she's not single and none of her kids have autism.

You're also her kid dumb ass.
I was going to say. She looks like a normal person in that old photo. She should have stayed like that.

"I looked so ugly" "she looks like a dude" not every woman is super attractive anyway. At least those old photos make her look normal and well-adjusted.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:10 am
by GitGud
Brad Jones would smash that like the Hulk smashed Loki......but on the other side i think that he should name himself Brad "Excalibur" Jones. If he's in there....it's hard to pull him out.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:14 am
by drisko
AdorableOtter wrote:
Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:12 am
That they were able to keep their marriage so long after realising they created that is an accomplishment.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:56 pm
by Guest
Well in a recent tweet she mentioned Noah so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 4:16 pm
by AngrySpoonySnob
rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:42 am
AdorableOtter wrote:
Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:12 am
Yep. Orcril looked like a normal human being back then.
Maybe she lost her mind because of mommy issues.
SpoilerShow
>But she's not single and none of her kids have autism.

You're also her kid dumb ass.
I was going to say. She looks like a normal person in that old photo. She should have stayed like that.

"I looked so ugly" "she looks like a dude" not every woman is super attractive anyway. At least those old photos make her look normal and well-adjusted.
Dude buy glasses or just come out of the closet already. People arent even trolling when they call her a dude, retarded or ugly. She looks off, very off. If you think that is normal and well-adjusted I feel real sorry for you.....

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:41 pm
by Le Redditeur
She looked like an unnatractive, dorky girl with a somewhat manish jawline, but nothing too offensive. Certainly not compared to... whatever the hell she looks like nowdays.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 7:52 pm
by Some Sick Fuck
Why are you guys suddenly rummaging through years of her fucked up tweets?

Something new, her dad again, I remember that lovely expression that has written moonshine and domestic abuse all over:

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 8:02 pm
by rabidtictac
Le Redditeur wrote:
Fri Oct 20, 2017 6:41 pm
She looked like an unnatractive, dorky girl with a somewhat manish jawline, but nothing too offensive. Certainly not compared to... whatever the hell she looks like nowdays.
Exactly. I saw a hundred girls like her when I was growing up. Not every person is amazingly attractive. But IMO that's fine if they're intelligent, clever, honest and forthright. There's more to life than looks, and I don't mean that just as an excuse to justify fucking chubs. :lol:

A standard average-looking girl with normal hair, normal clothes and a normal overall appearance is a rarity these days in burgerland. I wouldn't say April is attractive, but I WOULD say she'd look a lot better if she maintained that normal person style from when she was a kid.

It's like a guy who grows a massive pubebeard and becomes 10000x more ugly. Saying he looked better before then doesn't make me a fag. It's all my gay porn that makes me a fag, not that.

Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 11:12 pm
by drisko
I'd say most of her current look comes from all the alcohol she and Spoony are drinking.

I wonder, if she'd gotten with Linkara, would the drinking have stopped since Lewis is opposed to it, or would he have become an alcoholic to appease his mistress?