Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks
- Kugelfisch
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks
As if the soy wasn't immediately obvious from the start with this project.
Almost no arcades, no pinball, absolutely no flair in the whole place.
What is the design? They just rented an empty store and put just about nothing in it.
Pubs, bars and arcades are dark. A barcade should be a place to get a hearty, simple meal, get absolutely shitfaced and get absolutely wrecked by Paragon or beat some faggot's highscore on Robotron 2084 while Black Knight 2000 or High Speed blares from the corner!
Instead, they serve juice and vegan soy garbage in an empty, bright hall with more faggots than a Starbucks in Seattle.
That is neither a bar, nor an arcade. It's something that calls for a canister of kerosene.
Almost no arcades, no pinball, absolutely no flair in the whole place.
What is the design? They just rented an empty store and put just about nothing in it.
Pubs, bars and arcades are dark. A barcade should be a place to get a hearty, simple meal, get absolutely shitfaced and get absolutely wrecked by Paragon or beat some faggot's highscore on Robotron 2084 while Black Knight 2000 or High Speed blares from the corner!
Instead, they serve juice and vegan soy garbage in an empty, bright hall with more faggots than a Starbucks in Seattle.
That is neither a bar, nor an arcade. It's something that calls for a canister of kerosene.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks
Maybe it will become London's own Stonewall Inn, except owned by internet nobodies instead of the Mafia. Hopefully it will also end in a violent police raid.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Thu May 25, 2023 6:18 pmAs if the soy wasn't immediately obvious from the start with this project.
Almost no arcades, no pinball, absolutely no flair in the whole place.
What is the design? They just rented an empty store and put just about nothing in it.
Pubs, bars and arcades are dark. A barcade should be a place to get a hearty, simple meal, get absolutely shitfaced and get absolutely wrecked by Paragon or beat some faggot's highscore on Robotron 2084 while Black Knight 2000 or High Speed blares from the corner!
Instead, they serve juice and vegan soy garbage in an empty, bright hall with more faggots than a Starbucks in Seattle.
That is neither a bar, nor an arcade. It's something that calls for a canister of kerosene.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks
The soy must flow.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks
Ah, the fabled consumer of this particular item:
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks
>visit this barcade if you maybe want to make use of the arcade portion
This is fine.
This is fine.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks
Wow, with 2 functionsLe Redditeur wrote: ↑Fri May 26, 2023 5:24 amAh, the fabled consumer of this particular item:
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks
"I got the high score in R-Type."
It better have been a 1cc or it doesn't mean shit.
It better have been a 1cc or it doesn't mean shit.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks
You just know that thing has infinite lives switched on by default.
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Re: Metal Jesus Cucks & General Retro Fucks
>try out a few arcades
>a few
You got that right. Many isn't an option there.
>a few
You got that right. Many isn't an option there.
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