Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[MegaNigger]

Here you go.

Gross...

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What's attracts these guys to fedoras, anyways?

[drisko]

They know it's something classy dudes wear and assume they can pull it off. Ignoring that you need a suit in order to pull off a fedora.

[Guest]

And less fat.

[Rushy]

Fat's not a problem. Goldfinger rocked his outfit. It's just a poor sense of fashion.

[MegaNigger]

Fat's not a problem. Goldfinger rocked his outfit. It's just a poor sense of fashion.

And diet

And social skills

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They know it's something classy dudes wear and assume they can pull it off. Ignoring that you need a suit in order to pull off a fedora.

But there's gotta be some Patient Zero for this "craze". Or it's some kind of hivemind.

[Rushy]

The hipster fedoras and scarves got really out of hand a few years back. I've even seen primary school kids with them.

[AdorableOtter]

He is a Nasty Eggslut

[Auli]

The only one who might an hero is Cuckson. The Spoonster loves himself way too much for that.

It wouldn't surprise me if Spoony would fake his own death, have April crowdfund the funeral, hide and see how many show up in the funeral (he'll obviously think it¨'s was shitloads, but only a few will show) and then just take all the money they get from both the crowdfund and funeral . He will get buttloads of $$$ from crowfunding, and loads from Cuckson and Emir when they show up at the funeral.