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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by pibbs » Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:46 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:44 pm
progfan777 wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:09 pm
Welp, we finally have proof that he can leave the house into his backyard.

Speaking of which, that backyard is depressing so far. No evident landscaping, just an obligation to mow and weed.
I'm actually stunned the grass isn't dead and it's not overgrown with weeds. I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around the idea of Spoony or April doing even basic lawncare.
The Mexicans do it for free in fear of Miles the Spicanator
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:56 pm

pibbs wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:46 pm
Guest wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:44 pm
progfan777 wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:09 pm
Welp, we finally have proof that he can leave the house into his backyard.

Speaking of which, that backyard is depressing so far. No evident landscaping, just an obligation to mow and weed.
I'm actually stunned the grass isn't dead and it's not overgrown with weeds. I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around the idea of Spoony or April doing even basic lawncare.
The Mexicans do it for free in fear of Miles the Spicanator
They don't realize Miles is gone and may never come back. :lol:

Seriously tho. Who's taking care of the grass? Are they really irresponsible enough with money to waste their dwindling supply on a lawncare service?

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:59 pm

I guess April likes mowing it to get in touch with her fey side?
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Guest » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:03 pm

She should let it grow wild. Like a magical forest.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Whybother » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:25 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:16 pm
This is a task a kid should have no problems doing on their own. Of course our almost 40 years old hero is stumped by this and will probably just let the tree rot away.
Fuck, my father would specifically sent me to fix this problem at 9 or 10 years old just because it was a menial task and he had bigger shit to worry about. Spoony is apparently too dumb and lazy to do the work of 9 year olds.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:45 pm

Guest wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:56 pm
Seriously tho. Who's taking care of the grass? Are they really irresponsible enough with money to waste their dwindling supply on a lawncare service?
That's just April using it to make her perfumes and elixirs she's selling on Etsy. Grass and weed, sounds about right.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:46 pm

Is Spoony's lumberjack karate master lapdog going to come down from Canada to clean up his tree branch?
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:55 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2017 8:46 pm
Is Spoony's lumberjack karate master lapdog going to come down from Cucknadia to clean up his tree branch?
Maybe that's what he means when he talks about his karate range advantage. He can do it from home!
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Chippah » Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:13 pm

They probably shell out 10 shekels to a neighborhood kid who does the mowing. That shit is how I was able to buy a SNES at 11 years old. Then again that was the early 90's. I'm not sure if kids do anything nowadays like that.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by mad bum » Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:20 pm

Chippah wrote:
Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:13 pm
They probably shell out 10 shekels to a neighborhood kid who does the mowing. That shit is how I was able to buy a SNES at 11 years old. Then again that was the early 90's. I'm not sure if kids do anything nowadays like that.
I'm pretty sure they don't, now you can just sell CS:GO knives for nintendo switch money instead.
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