Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Carn]

Jesus christ guys spoiler tag that disgusting hog. I don't want to see that shit.

[Guest]

Even before he became bloated blob, Noah was looking pretty ragged. More in line with bad IN style aging.

[casual pleb]

He acts like he's some tragic byronic hero with some tragic backstory brooding in his mansion. People have bounced back from 20x worse shit but he acts like his life is over. God damn drama queen. Look at what's happened:

1. An Ogre left him .
2. An Orc left him.
3. His house was foreclosed.
4. He's in massive debt.

All these were his own fault, oh but he feels "angry" "heartbroken" and "betrayed."
If only he channeled all that anger into doing something productive for once, but you know that's not going to happen

[Guest]

All these were his own fault, oh but he feels "angry" "heartbroken" and "betrayed."
If only he channeled all that anger into doing something productive for once, but you know that's not going to happen

Spoony is a perfect gift to the world from the Gods themselves, ergo the worst Noah's life gets the more of a victim he must be because he has nothing to do with his misery. It's so obvious. Once you accept "Noah is perfect" everything he does is perfectly logical. It's also why he hates his fans and hates streaming. those punks keep having the gall to correct Mr. God King Noah.

[Guest]

It is probably less embarrassing for his family to tell people that their son is a heroin junkie rather than just a lazy piece of shit.

"Our boy Noah is getting his life back together now that he's off the smack" is a lot more promising and easier to understand than "Our boy Noah has nowhere else to go because he refuses to get a job."

[Kugelfisch]

I bet they are like a friend of my mother. She's got a son that's a fuck up as well and when she's asked about him she just says "Please, don't ask me about [loser]." and avoids the topic.

[Guest]

I bet they are like a friend of my mother. She's got a son that's a fuck up as well and when she's asked about him she just says "Please, don't ask me about [Kugelfish]." and avoids the topic.

[Kugelfisch]

I bit too easy, don't you think?

[Guest]

I bit too easy, don't you think?

Only cowards don't take the easy hit.

[Kugelfisch]

I bit too easy, don't you think?

Only cowards don't take the easy hit.

Fair enough. I knew that one was coming even while I was writing it.