Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
Oh boy, Spoony's back to shitposting about grapplin'. That's as close to a return to form as you can expect. He's back up to the heady heights of several steps below Shitty Spoony.
Also yeah, Paige has seen some shit.
Also yeah, Paige has seen some shit.
- Le Redditeur
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
"Paige: 2/10 would not fuck"Some Sick Fuck wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:26 amAdmittedly, that looks like shit: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbw9-C_lUHo/
But so does April. And she doesn't get paid to look like a freakshow.
"Lupa: 8/10 would definitely fuck"
"Mazgurl: 6/10 would fuck"
"April von Loon: 4/10 would hatefuck"
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
Let us rejoice in our shared love for our Lord Spoony and revel in the following three-year report of what He has given us:
2015
- about 280 to 290 hours of streaming across 67 sessions, amounting to a whopping 4,5 hour average per stream, pure entertainment, all free
- 15 Counter Monkey & 13 Wrestle!Wrestle episodes
- 4 Vlogs: The B-Fest three-parter (can't wait for B-Fest 2017 guys, I hear it's already rendering), and the Age of Ultron review with his lovely and faithful girlfriend April :3
- 2 of his best movie reviews, the Massacre at Central High two-parter
2016
- only about 190 to 200 hours of streaming, but this time across 78 sessions, still getting a 2,5 hour average. Eat your heart out Pewdiepiss and Markisucker.
- only one Counter Monkey and 1 W!W episode, but given our Boss's poor health this minor setback is understandable.
- still 2 movie reviews, the conclusion to his revered Reb Brown retrospective
- the phenomenal review of Ecto Cooler, which the degenerates at Channel Awesome begged him to do.
- the masterpiece skit Samy doesn't know, which baffles and silences even His most spiteful haters. This piece will become the second Citizen Kane
2017
- 35 hours of Live Wire spanning 22 sessions.
YEAR OF THE SPOON
2015
- about 280 to 290 hours of streaming across 67 sessions, amounting to a whopping 4,5 hour average per stream, pure entertainment, all free
- 15 Counter Monkey & 13 Wrestle!Wrestle episodes
- 4 Vlogs: The B-Fest three-parter (can't wait for B-Fest 2017 guys, I hear it's already rendering), and the Age of Ultron review with his lovely and faithful girlfriend April :3
- 2 of his best movie reviews, the Massacre at Central High two-parter
2016
- only about 190 to 200 hours of streaming, but this time across 78 sessions, still getting a 2,5 hour average. Eat your heart out Pewdiepiss and Markisucker.
- only one Counter Monkey and 1 W!W episode, but given our Boss's poor health this minor setback is understandable.
- still 2 movie reviews, the conclusion to his revered Reb Brown retrospective
- the phenomenal review of Ecto Cooler, which the degenerates at Channel Awesome begged him to do.
- the masterpiece skit Samy doesn't know, which baffles and silences even His most spiteful haters. This piece will become the second Citizen Kane
2017
- 35 hours of Live Wire spanning 22 sessions.
YEAR OF THE SPOON
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl muh'fugen bix nood
Whenever you feel down :3
Whenever you feel down :3
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
I wish I could do 35 hours of work a year and get paid for it.
Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
That's it. I'm quitting the fucking internet.
Context: Spoony's going on and on about the legality of marrying a holodeck Jessica Rabbit on Star Trek.
It's stupid and not worth a read. He fails at being witty or profound.
It's stupid and not worth a read. He fails at being witty or profound.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
I'd totally marry Helga from Hey Arnold. Best. Waifu. Ever.
Weirdoes. This is [current year], dammit.GuestWrong wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:04 amBecause I'm an adult and this is what you do when you have mental problems.
What about Iron Liz and Kim Justice? They're about April-tier I guess.Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:23 pm"Paige: 2/10 would not fuck"
"Lupa: 8/10 would definitely fuck"
"Mazgurl: 6/10 would fuck"
"April von Loon: 4/10 would hatefuck"
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Going for quality instead of quantity really paid off big time. Best 35 hours of my life.wulfenlord wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:04 pm2017
- 35 hours of Live Wire spanning 22 sessions.
YEAR OF THE SPOON
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
So the closest they get to sex these days is masturbating over the same cartoon character? That's what I'm getting out of this.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
no hips = trannyrabidtictac wrote: ↑Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:37 amhttp://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Paig ... si0HUl.jpg Oh yeah, sure, some WWE lady looks fucking TERRIBLE, especially compared to the goddess of skyrim rape.
This some petty shit, nigga.
Respect my gangsta
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
ASS cmon nigga you're working the gimmick too hard now.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
Why is Noah the misogynist slut-shaming Paige? That isn't very progressive of him.
Is Spoony dead yet?
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