The grease is a sentient entity and moves his dead body around. Weekend at Spoony'sAngelfire Memes wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:51 pmSpoony will never die. His body may die, but the grease encasing his body will take on a life of his own, like the suit in Metroid Prime 2.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
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So Alcohol is his Phazon? Too much alcohol and he either implode or disintegrate?Angelfire Memes wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:51 pmSpoony will never die. His body may die, but the grease encasing his body will take on a life of his own, like the suit in Metroid Prime 2.
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I'm conflicted. This thread will be around as long as Noah is around on the internet as Spoony and the Paymetons is running.
But what will it be? We joke about suicide but come on, lads. §1!
At this point, wouldn't it be far more disappointing if he got his shit together? Not in the "makes videos again" sense but in the "becomes a normalfag with a job and leaves the internet" sense.
Chances are super low, seeing how old he is. People don't really change that much anymore at that age. Not after years of being more and more of an unbalanced fuckup. But still, I can almost smell the disappointment lingering in the air.
The day he removes that branch will be the day it's time to let this thread die.
But what will it be? We joke about suicide but come on, lads. §1!
At this point, wouldn't it be far more disappointing if he got his shit together? Not in the "makes videos again" sense but in the "becomes a normalfag with a job and leaves the internet" sense.
Chances are super low, seeing how old he is. People don't really change that much anymore at that age. Not after years of being more and more of an unbalanced fuckup. But still, I can almost smell the disappointment lingering in the air.
The day he removes that branch will be the day it's time to let this thread die.
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I genuinely can't tell if this John Wolf guy is a parody or not. His twitter is full of Trump hate but also makes himself look sad, pathetic and stupid and I'm not sure if he's making fun of Twitter users who shit on Trump or if he legit hates Trump and is just more obvious than most about also being a self loathing idiot.
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Let's just assume he sucks until proven otherwise.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:55 am
I genuinely can't tell if this John Wolf guy is a parody or not. His twitter is full of Trump hate but also makes himself look sad, pathetic and stupid and I'm not sure if he's making fun of Twitter users who shit on Trump or if he legit hates Trump and is just more obvious than most about also being a self loathing idiot.
As for Spoony, if he can somehow still have a house, a dog, a significant other who only works part time minimum wage and sells shut to almost no one, only "works" six houes a month and still somehow subsists on $1000 a month (before raxes)...
...then I'd have to say even loss of Twitter won't stop him from somehow lingering and continuing his feeble status quo.
The only thing that can change now is time. The longer he is cut off, the longer away from their minds his superficial fans will be.
Eventually his streams like settle on like 20 remaining clinging fans who snap to attention when he appears, and shower him with money.
Until those mentally deranged wastes of medicine are pit into a home (or taken out back and shot), Spoony could keep doing this until his 60s.
Then he can look forward to Social Security and Medicare supplementing his awful income.
Maybe that's his new plan?
...and still: Spoony did nothing.
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Noah is like a welfare scammer except that he can't legally be cut off from the welfare and made to pay back what he received under a false pretense.
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He won't.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:50 amBut if he delivers this reburary
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