Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[oldbones]

Spoony is hard at work yet again earning those patreon dollars. He's cranked out another twitter movie review. Today's $650 movie is the Blair Witch remake. This time he's reviewing while he's watching the movie. Spoony is one step ahead of every other interior crocodile-alligator out there. Video review? Forget it. Written review? What is this? 1900? Twitter is the future of movie reviewing.

PS Spoony doesn't have a job. He is toxic. Also he complains about anything and everything. Any kind of job, even one where he only interacted with people via email, would be thousands of tweets worth of bitching. He doesn't have the self control to have a secret job and not bitch about it on twitter.

[Charlar]

If he does somehow someway have a job somewhere, he isn't hiding it to prevent "online asses harassing him in real life." He would be hiding it because it would blow his cover of "working hard on filming/editing/lie of the week."

Not that it matters, because people will pay him anyway just for being alive because instead of suicide they laughed at a video he made in 2008.

I heard of some people paying an internet nobody to not make reviews because he was fucking awful, retarded as that is there people stupid enough to do it.

[pibbs]

He could be doing Uber. It's what I'm doing now as I post and all this sperg shit

[Rushy]

I'm in a hurry, so I can't copy Spoony's tweets, but apparently his trees are falling apart.
Is Zeus sending down bolts of lightning or is this like a Nausicaa deal where his vile poison has infected them? YOU MAKE THE CALL.

[Vaporwear]

He could be doing Uber. It's what I'm doing now as I post and all this sperg shit

Does he have a 4-door? I'm pretty sure you have to have a 4-door vehicle to do Uber.

I still can't see him doing Uber, he'd lose his shit having to follow GPS instructions.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"Don't.... tell me... where to go!!"

So now Spoony is watching movies and tweeting about them, you know he could get a camera, write a script, and actually earn that $650

But why earn it if you already get it anyways?!

[pibbs]

Almost guaranteed Orcil made him get a faggoty little Prius. To save all the fur babies and man bulls.

[Chippah]

Could you imagine trying to get an Uber or Lyft and having this smelly ass car with a pasty white psychopathic looking mother fucker like Spoony pull up? Doubt he's doing anything.

[pibbs]

There's also Ubereats. Food delivery. It's what I do. So imagine having Spoon the Walking Dread touch your food. Bet hed eat fries from people's orders

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Isnt spoony drunk or medicated 95% of the time anyway?