Apparently, if a dude doesn't masturbate at least five times a week, he's more likely to get prostate cancer. So I guess that's how Spoony's going.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
If this thread didn't derail so much, we would n have had thousands of pages.Duwango wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:42 amYou're obviously new here. Unlike SomethingAwful we don't make a big deal out of thread "derails" unless they are boring as shite, which is hardly ever the case.Don Pablo Diego wrote: ↑Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:32 pmThis thread used to be about spoony now it's about trump and other political bullshit I'd rather not be bothered with. Save that CNN/Fox News shit for CNN & Fox News!
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You retards really believe everything you hear without even questioning it right?
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http://www.europeanurology.com/article/ ... 8/fulltext
The core of it is that the proverbial 'they' found that guys who ejaculate more than others have about a 4/5 chance of developing low-risk cancer.
Granted, even the people who wrote the study admit that you can drive a truck through the holes in it; notably that they didn't really screen for much else, used self-reporting and the cancers weren't actually looked for, just registering those that had been found otherwise.
The core of it is that the proverbial 'they' found that guys who ejaculate more than others have about a 4/5 chance of developing low-risk cancer.
Granted, even the people who wrote the study admit that you can drive a truck through the holes in it; notably that they didn't really screen for much else, used self-reporting and the cancers weren't actually looked for, just registering those that had been found otherwise.
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You retards really believe every fake study conclusion you read without even questioning it right?Guest wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:55 pmhttp://www.europeanurology.com/article/ ... 8/fulltext
The core of it is that the proverbial 'they' found that guys who ejaculate more than others have about a 4/5 chance of developing low-risk cancer.
Granted, even the people who wrote the study admit that you can drive a truck through the holes in it; notably that they didn't really screen for much else, used self-reporting and the cancers weren't actually looked for, just registering those that had been found otherwise.
edit: have you even read it?
It comes down to: we dont know much about the disease and it seems our data shows a very small POSSIBLE effect on it from ejaculation but it might as well be their diet or exercise habits. It could all just be random and we need to study this way more to get any definitive answers.
But lets just throw it out there and have the population wanking like animals thinking it will actually help them lol the retarded sheep.
edit #2: whytf did I skip over your last paragraph lol you already said it was flaky my bad.
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You have it backwards. They're saying that men who jack off more are less likely to develop prostate cancer.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:55 pmThe core of it is that the proverbial 'they' found that guys who ejaculate more than others have about a 4/5 chance of developing low-risk cancer.
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he made a mistake but the point is still the same, its a bullshit study with bullshit results that only idiots will think is useable.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:11 pmYou have it backwards. They're saying that men who jack off more are less likely to develop prostate cancer.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:55 pmThe core of it is that the proverbial 'they' found that guys who ejaculate more than others have about a 4/5 chance of developing low-risk cancer.
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That's bullshit. I've learned from the /nofap/ people that if you don't ejaculate, you become more powerful, manly, and energetic, because you keep all your man juices inside you. I'm currently aiming for a 12 months nofap period (aka "Super Sayan 2 Transformation"). I already feel like I could beat Freeza up, I'll tell you.
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Yes, I meant about 80% as opposed to guys who ejaculate less. Yes, I'm being pedantic about that word as it's kind of key to it. I'm not sure how I said that wrong, but fair enough.
And, um, yes? I have read it. Did you see the part where I criticized it and pointed out the flaws that even the researchers noted? You quoted it.
On a glance, I caught the second edit, which I think only appeared in time for this reply page and isn't on the latest regardless. I'm keeping the above here, though, on 'glass houses' grounds.
The take away from the actual isn't anything so grandiose, and unless it's actually presented that way I don't care. If it has been, then I'll blame whoever did the presenting, not the study. It's just that being sexually active every other day, however you want, won't hurt you (not counting STDs or stuff that, you know, will) and might have health benefits. Also, in what world is a 20% (I know, but I'm less worried on precise number) reduced chance for a potentially deadly disease "very small?"
And, um, yes? I have read it. Did you see the part where I criticized it and pointed out the flaws that even the researchers noted? You quoted it.
On a glance, I caught the second edit, which I think only appeared in time for this reply page and isn't on the latest regardless. I'm keeping the above here, though, on 'glass houses' grounds.
The take away from the actual isn't anything so grandiose, and unless it's actually presented that way I don't care. If it has been, then I'll blame whoever did the presenting, not the study. It's just that being sexually active every other day, however you want, won't hurt you (not counting STDs or stuff that, you know, will) and might have health benefits. Also, in what world is a 20% (I know, but I'm less worried on precise number) reduced chance for a potentially deadly disease "very small?"
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really
Yes, anime like DBZ follow the belief of Chinese Medicine. There are three types of energy in the human body, qi (ki), jing (sei), and shen (shin).Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:50 pmThat's bullshit. I've learned from the /nofap/ people that if you don't ejaculate, you become more powerful, manly, and energetic, because you keep all your man juices inside you. I'm currently aiming for a 12 months nofap period (aka "Super Sayan 2 Transformation"). I already feel like I could beat Freeza up, I'll tell you.
Qi can be restored by eating, but people have a fixed, limited amount of Jing. Jing is lost every time a man ejaculates or a woman ovulates. When your jing gets to 0, you die.
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