Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Angelfire Memes » Tue Dec 12, 2017 12:43 pm

Oh boy, Spoony's back to shitposting about grapplin'. That's as close to a return to form as you can expect. He's back up to the heady heights of several steps below Shitty Spoony.

Also yeah, Paige has seen some shit.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:23 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 10:26 am
Admittedly, that looks like shit: https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbw9-C_lUHo/

But so does April. And she doesn't get paid to look like a freakshow.
"Paige: 2/10 would not fuck"
"Lupa: 8/10 would definitely fuck"
"Mazgurl: 6/10 would fuck"
"April von Loon: 4/10 would hatefuck"

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by wulfenlord » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:04 pm

Let us rejoice in our shared love for our Lord Spoony and revel in the following three-year report of what He has given us:

2015
- about 280 to 290 hours of streaming across 67 sessions, amounting to a whopping 4,5 hour average per stream, pure entertainment, all free
- 15 Counter Monkey & 13 Wrestle!Wrestle episodes
- 4 Vlogs: The B-Fest three-parter (can't wait for B-Fest 2017 guys, I hear it's already rendering), and the Age of Ultron review with his lovely and faithful girlfriend April :3
- 2 of his best movie reviews, the Massacre at Central High two-parter

2016
- only about 190 to 200 hours of streaming, but this time across 78 sessions, still getting a 2,5 hour average. Eat your heart out Pewdiepiss and Markisucker.
- only one Counter Monkey and 1 W!W episode, but given our Boss's poor health this minor setback is understandable.
- still 2 movie reviews, the conclusion to his revered Reb Brown retrospective
- the phenomenal review of Ecto Cooler, which the degenerates at Channel Awesome begged him to do.
- the masterpiece skit Samy doesn't know, which baffles and silences even His most spiteful haters. This piece will become the second Citizen Kane

2017
- 35 hours of Live Wire spanning 22 sessions.
YEAR OF THE SPOON
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl muh'fugen bix nood

Whenever you feel down :3
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Angelfire Memes » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:25 pm

I wish I could do 35 hours of work a year and get paid for it.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by pibbs » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:28 pm

That's it. I'm quitting the fucking internet. Context: Spoony's going on and on about the legality of marrying a holodeck Jessica Rabbit on Star Trek.
It's stupid and not worth a read. He fails at being witty or profound.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:43 pm

I'd totally marry Helga from Hey Arnold. Best. Waifu. Ever.
CIANIgger wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:47 am
See that's my biggest grevance. I took time to figure out why the fuck I felt like shit. Didn't even need meds. I talked to a therapist within my means to pay and found the causes to my problems and sorted them out.
GuestWrong wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:04 am
Because I'm an adult and this is what you do when you have mental problems.
Weirdoes. This is [current year], dammit.
Le Redditeur wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 1:23 pm
"Paige: 2/10 would not fuck"
"Lupa: 8/10 would definitely fuck"
"Mazgurl: 6/10 would fuck"
"April von Loon: 4/10 would hatefuck"

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What about Iron Liz and Kim Justice? They're about April-tier I guess.
wulfenlord wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:04 pm
2017
- 35 hours of Live Wire spanning 22 sessions.
YEAR OF THE SPOON
Going for quality instead of quantity really paid off big time. Best 35 hours of my life.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:44 pm

pibbs wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:28 pm
That's it. I'm quitting the fucking internet. Context: Spoony's going on and on about the legality of marrying a holodeck Jessica Rabbit on Star Trek.
It's stupid and not worth a read. He fails at being witty or profound.
So the closest they get to sex these days is masturbating over the same cartoon character? That's what I'm getting out of this.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:48 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 8:37 am
pibbs wrote:
Tue Dec 12, 2017 7:51 am
This is the first time in years Spoony has referenced April and he doing an activity together.
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Paig ... si0HUl.jpg Oh yeah, sure, some WWE lady looks fucking TERRIBLE, especially compared to the goddess of skyrim rape. :roll:

This some petty shit, nigga.
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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by Angelfire Memes » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:50 pm

ASS cmon nigga you're working the gimmick too hard now.

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Re: Spoony... nothing else to say really

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Tue Dec 12, 2017 5:54 pm

Why is Noah the misogynist slut-shaming Paige? That isn't very progressive of him.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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