Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[da PAC Nigguh]

Still wanting to ride that bull.

[wulfenlord]

Iron Bull is best FOREVER. My OTP. <3 Kink written RIGHT, not crappy dangerous 50 Shades trash

wat

[Guest]

I thought you said ExtraMana wasn't going to make any more Spoony videos?

He's going full BatDan on him now!

[Kugelfisch]

"No, Cuckson, I will NOT accept the gifted copy of Tekken 7. I just want you to know that I'm doing it intentionally."

Notice that he doesn't even bother with the usual end of the month empty promise anymore.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Still wanting to ride that bull.

Because getting fucked by a 10 foot bullman sounds safe to me.

Also I think April is FemCuckson. Spoony seem to attract a certain kind of people.

I'll bet it hits $550-590

I fear that's too fast. Probably something in the mid-600s.

[Kugelfisch]

Unlike Cuckson, however, she doesn't seem to give a fuck about him. Not that I blame her.

[curtiscraig]

At what point will he snap and an hero or go on a shooting spree? Probably never I guess because he never fails to disappoint.

[rabidtictac]

"No, Cuckson, I will NOT accept the gifted copy of Tekken 7. I just want you to know that I'm doing it intentionally."

Notice that he doesn't even bother with the usual end of the month empty promise anymore.

He's never going to redeem that shit. He'll shitpost all day about Tekken memes, but won't play the game he got for free. I've never seen someone so dedicated to avoiding a fan without outright banning them.

[MegaNigger]

It's pretty fucking great. You just know Cuckson is rationalizing the SHIT out of the fact that his Tekken 7 gift isn't out of purgatory yet.

(constantly hitting refresh every minute)

"Boss cares... I'll show them... Boss loves everyone... Boss is gud...Boss is Life....He WILL click it.... HE WILL...."

(keeps refreshing, breathing getting heavier, tears welling up, ferociously jerking off with other hand)

[cuckson]

At what point will he snap and an hero or go on a shooting spree? Probably never I guess because he never fails to disappoint.

You cant go on a shooting spree if you dont leave the house, in the most likely case i could see him killing oreo and then himself after a last trump post on twitter, April would be busy "working " a few extra hours (getting fucked in the closest s&m club by a big old man)