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Re: MundaneFatt

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 3:37 am
by rabidtictac
Green Lantern is a pretty obvious example of a child power fantasy character. His ability is to do whatever the fuck he wants, including fly, as long as it's green.

Re: MundaneFatt

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:32 am
by MegaNigger
rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Jun 07, 2017 3:37 am
Green Lantern is a pretty obvious example of a child power fantasy character. His ability is to do whatever the fuck he wants, including fly, as long as it's green.
Hey! He uses his WILL POWER to create physical manifestations and has to recharge his ring after heavy or repeated use. Get it right.... :oops:

Re: MundaneFatt

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:05 am
by rabidtictac
More like get banned for accidentally revealing your power level, CIA.

Don't forget the yellow and red guys, who have the super power of doing whatever the fuck they want as long as it's yellow or red, respectively.

Re: MundaneFatt

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:31 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
The red guys also have to be constantly pissed off or something. And one of them is a cat.

Re: MundaneFatt

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 5:43 pm
by MegaNigger
rabidtictac wrote:
Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:05 am
More like get banned for accidentally revealing your power level, CIA.

Don't forget the yellow and red guys, who have the super power of doing whatever the fuck they want as long as it's yellow or red, respectively.
Dat's CIA "NIGGER".... nigga.

I love the ones that are fueled by HOPE :lol: They can't even use their powers without help. That's how far hope gets you....nowhere :lol:

Re: MundaneFatt

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 5:51 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
"Hope"? More like "Friendship".

Re: MundaneFatt

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:20 pm
by MegaNigger
"All Blue Lanterns are armed with a blue power ring, fueled by the emotion hope. While hope is the most powerful of the seven emotions, Blue Lanterns must be near an active Green Lantern's power ring to tap into their own rings' full power. Otherwise, the rings are only capable of the default abilities of flight and a protective aura. This is because the power of hope is nothing without the willpower to enact it." -wiki

Oh god... it's generation snowflake in my Green Lantern stories :lol:


Or, to bring it back around to Mundane Fatt; It's Fatt Jorbo in my stories! D:

Cause when you get down to it, Blue Lanterns are just idiots who think their view (feelings) are the strongest, yet cannot back anything up themselves. :lol:

Re: MundaneFatt

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:25 pm
by guest
The Star Sapphires are clearly the best lanterns.

Powered by love.
Pretty much all evil psycho "fatal attraction" types who use brainwashing to get what they want. :lol:

Re: MundaneFatt

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 8:55 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Also they're patron-god-thing is basically the personification of rape culture.

Re: MundaneFatt

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:31 pm
by Charlar
I like the lantern stuff despite how dumb it is, a guilty pleasure