Re: MundaneFatt
Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:40 am
What's the in-universe explanation for why there are suddenly so many brown people and homos in Star Wars? Did a Sith Lord fuck with time or something?
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Star Wars has had black dudes and homos since Empire. Lando, C3PO, Lando's copilot, I could probably think of some others, given time.HeatherFromMcDonalds wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:40 amWhat's the in-universe explanation for why there are suddenly so many brown people and homos in Star Wars? Did a Sith Lord fuck with time or something?
Jar Jar Binksrabidtictac wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:57 amStar Wars has had black dudes and homos since Empire. Lando, C3PO, Lando's copilot, I could probably think of some others, given time.
Didn't you hear? Star Wars is more inclusive than ever before. Nowadays, we need to represent all races because Supreme Leftist Goddess Kathleen Kennedy believes in "muh globalist agenda" and the need to appeal to the Hunger Games audience by including more dry wooden female protagonists with little to no personality other than "I'm strong and independent!" The beginning of that "Making of" featurette for Rogue One was all about "Rebels need more diversity! It was never about the very basic aspect of good guys verses bad guys! It was about all of the different races & skin colors coming together to fight the evil white supremacist empire, and that's what we want our audience to remember. " Ironically, most of those diverse characters aside from K-2SO were barely that memorable with the small exception of the Chinese one with his forced "FORCE! FORCE! FORCE!" mantra of forcefulness. The rest were living action figures with weak motivations.HeatherFromMcDonalds wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:40 amWhat's the in-universe explanation for why there are suddenly so many brown people and homos in Star Wars? Did a Sith Lord fuck with time or something?
The blind dude was basically Zato-Ichi without anything that made Zato-Ichi cool. Also I think him using a quarterstaff and "traditional" blaster bow might be considered stereotypical, since all the white people are allowed to use actual guns.
this just makes me think of.Seele wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2017 3:50 am
Then, there's this obnoxiously overzealous fucking cunt...
Totally self-righteous arrogant napkin nigger. "I am a strong-hearted female imperial officer leading an elite force under my command. This game will bridge the gap between Return of the Jedi and The Farce Awakens (P.S. Go see The Last Jedi)! This game is absolutely essential and you will preorder it immediately because I said so. Nothing like this has ever happened in a Star Wars video game before, but we are the first to do it!" while blatantly pretending like Battlefront II (2005) never happened. There weren't that many female Imperial officers in the Empire for a reason, but fuck that! This is the new canon now! Take that, misogynistic white men!