Because it's the cheapest "grown-up" clothing you can get to make the impression you have a valid opinion through experience.
Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos
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Yes and it seems pre-made for these internet nobodies. If you're a skinny, muscle free loser that's who most suits are made for now. They call it slim fit. On the other side if you're a fat fuck you have the big and tall type stores that will sell you basically a disposable giant suit for $50.
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While it would be neat, I don't expect a movie reviewer to wear a suit. Hell, I'm an actual business man (hard to believe, I know) but never owned one myself.
But if you're an internet nobody who never worked a single day in your life and has zero insight into movies? The sports coat does it all! Are you skinny or fat? Wear layers. The sports coat handles that. Can't stand on your own with your insightful opinions or personality? The sports coat gives you an aura of maturity for cheap. And boy, do I mean cheap! Have fun being like Linkara, meeting cosplayers that wear more high-quality stuff than your official getup.
But if you're an internet nobody who never worked a single day in your life and has zero insight into movies? The sports coat does it all! Are you skinny or fat? Wear layers. The sports coat handles that. Can't stand on your own with your insightful opinions or personality? The sports coat gives you an aura of maturity for cheap. And boy, do I mean cheap! Have fun being like Linkara, meeting cosplayers that wear more high-quality stuff than your official getup.
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He really looks more greasy and disgusting in ever pic posted here (I havent watch an annoyedfaggot vid in a long time).
I give him about half a year to either slip into spoony mode or have some kind of idiotic breakdown.
I give him about half a year to either slip into spoony mode or have some kind of idiotic breakdown.
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Re: Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos
You forgot something. You can't review movies without an ill fitting, color uncoordinated, poorly tied tie.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 4:35 amWhile it would be neat, I don't expect a movie reviewer to wear a suit. Hell, I'm an actual business man (hard to believe, I know) but never owned one myself.
But if you're an internet nobody who never worked a single day in your life and has zero insight into movies? The sports coat does it all! Are you skinny or fat? Wear layers. The sports coat handles that. Can't stand on your own with your insightful opinions or personality? The sports coat gives you an aura of maturity for cheap. And boy, do I mean cheap! Have fun being like Linkara, meeting cosplayers that wear more high-quality stuff than your official getup.
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Because nothing speaks classy and cultured more than a cheap ass suit. The only way I can imagine him top that was if he wore a fucking fedora.
What a clown. From what I remember, the "idea" was to differentiate those reviews from his angry reviews, where he wears the leather jacket, again, to apparently show how cultured he is. Hey, if JeWario could made a video on how to cut a fucking onion, then Joe can wear a cheap suit and act like he's classy. His audience full of kids will eat it up.
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I especially love that he forgot to wear the suit for years and then dug it up out of nowhere.
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Absolutely true! Bonus autism points for going with a bow tie.oldbones wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2017 2:50 pmYou forgot something. You can't review movies without an ill fitting, color uncoordinated, poorly tied tie.
He was likely desperately going through his dresser to find something that still fits.
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I'm surprised it still fits him if he forgot it for a year.
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His belly grew, not his shoulders. Why wouldn't it fit, all he can't ever do is to button it up. He's still the same mexican dwarf he used to be, he just weights twice as much.
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