Just because: Funny thing about Monopoly is that no one plays it right. Original form of the game, you're supposed to be able to lock other players out of putting up buildings by sitting on your own. Sort of a 'it's not a bug, it's a feature' deal.
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And if someone lands on a property and doesn't buy it the banker is supposed to auction it off to other players. I've never once seen that happen.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:01 pmJust because: Funny thing about Monopoly is that no one plays it right. Original form of the game, you're supposed to be able to lock other players out of putting up buildings by sitting on your own. Sort of a 'it's not a bug, it's a feature' deal.
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Free Parking is also supposed to just be a space where nothing happens but everyone uses it as a jackpot of sorts.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:09 pmAnd if someone lands on a property and doesn't buy it the banker is supposed to auction it off to other players. I've never once seen that happen.Guest wrote: ↑Thu Nov 09, 2017 3:01 pmJust because: Funny thing about Monopoly is that no one plays it right. Original form of the game, you're supposed to be able to lock other players out of putting up buildings by sitting on your own. Sort of a 'it's not a bug, it's a feature' deal.
The reason Monopoly has so many widespread house rules/house omissions is because the rules for it make the game boring.
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I'm guessing the old rules also didn't make it last 5 hours either
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No joke, I used to have an electronic version of Monopoly that let you play against computer players and I'd play that on long car rides (over an hour+) and the length of the game would fluctuate between 30 minutes to multiple hours.
Even with house rules it's all a matter of who can get all the properties of one color first and put houses/motels on them to rake in the cash. The secret was always to get the cheapest properties and do this because the return on investment let you start raking it in pretty quickly.
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Our games only ever ended when everyone grew bored, though victory would've probably always gone to the bloke that bought the most properties in that last street. Those will wreck your shit if you land there.
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My house rules were the basic ones. All the taxes went to the middle of the board and if you landed on free parking, you got them. Landing on go got you $400. You had to stay in jail for three turns unless you rolled doubles, and then you had to pay the $50 bail (Which went to free parking). Doubles means you can roll again.
I think the last two might have been real rules, but I'm not sure since I never actually read the rule book.
I think the last two might have been real rules, but I'm not sure since I never actually read the rule book.
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Doubles means roll again, but 3 times in a row sends you to jail.
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If you roll quads, does everyone stop to check them?
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Oh yeah, that too.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:17 pmDoubles means roll again, but 3 times in a row sends you to jail.
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