Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Silent » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:03 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
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Brings to mind this funny video I saw once about how to spot ugly chicks on dating sites (all of them).

-MySpace angle
-no visible neck bones
-no frontal body shots
-sausage fingers
-TONS of make up

These days its worse with the filters
"Neck bones"? That's called an Adams apple, sir. I feel like there's some shocking revelations about your past love life you're going to have to sit down for.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Charlar » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:06 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
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Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:55 pm
Why does her wedding photo look like it was shot by the crew of Batman 1966?
I don't know what that means, but I think the photographer had a stroke, why the fuck would you take it from an angle like that?
My bet was Marzgurl insisted it was shot like that
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by GuestWrong » Wed Nov 29, 2017 11:07 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:26 pm
Liar Revealed wrote:
Wed Nov 29, 2017 5:55 pm
Why does her wedding photo look like it was shot by the crew of Batman 1966?
I don't know what that means, but I think the photographer had a stroke, why the fuck would you take it from an angle like that?
Maybe make tiny dude seem taller?

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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:23 am

That's such a weird, specific requiest that I believe it could happen. Oh, mr. photomatoto, my hubby has forgot his high heels at home, could you take us from a weird dutch angle so that he wouldn't look as tiny? Don't worry, nobody will notice something is wrong with the photo!

Maybe it's supposed to symbolize how stable their marriage is.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by mad bum » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:30 am

The real reason why she moved.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Nov 30, 2017 4:37 am

Cute. She means that thing that I've been under all my life? Real fucking cute. Like some desert nigger being amazed about water when that shit come out of a faucet to you.
Anyway, how comes that's possible in the dreaded lands of high rent Commiefornia but not Texas to you, lass?
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Rapeculture » Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:38 am

Aren't you a Christfag, Marz? Shouldn't you just be able to pray your illnesses away?
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Charlar » Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:54 am

Rapeculture wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:38 am
Aren't you a Christfag, Marz? Shouldn't you just be able to pray your illnesses away?
Not all Christians are likr that, just saying. Marzgurl seems the sort to not be very religious
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Rapeculture » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:33 am

Charlar wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:54 am
Rapeculture wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:38 am
Aren't you a Christfag, Marz? Shouldn't you just be able to pray your illnesses away?
Not all Christians are likr that, just saying. Marzgurl seems the sort to not be very religious
Lel, I know mate, I was in a shitposting mood last night hehe.
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Re: Marzgurl: Queen of the Big Eyes (and Excessive Filters)

Post by Guest » Thu Nov 30, 2017 1:02 pm

Rapeculture wrote:
Thu Nov 30, 2017 5:38 am
Aren't you a Christfag, Marz? Shouldn't you just be able to pray your illnesses away?
With fucking filters like that I'm surprised she can't just filter out her illness.

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