Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jul 05, 2017 4:50 pm

Tweeting is like talking to a wall. Just about as productive and just about as much of a proper conversation.
But Jews are used to talking to a fucking wall and not getting anything out of it.
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by RAPEMAN » Wed Jul 05, 2017 4:56 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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But Jews are used to talking to a fucking wall and not getting anything out of it.
And Muslims talk to a giant cube. Something strange going on over there in that Middle East.

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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:04 pm

I guess to a bunch of goat fuckers a basic geometric shape seems marvelous.
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by shytpostinX » Wed Oct 25, 2017 8:29 am

also sidenote: if u unfortunately stumble across tony's twitter you will understand why i call him movieblob's gallagher II

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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:04 am

You can tell Goldstein stinks buy the looks on their faces.

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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by Charlar » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:29 pm

He doesn't even review theme park because he got so fucking fat, is doing a Rlm ripoff and sometimes a ripoff midnight screening with "people" even more pathetic than him and he has been in a perpetual rage since Trump was elected, fuck's sake his video where he reacts to Trump election he is genuinely shaking in rage for 10 to 20 seconds
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by Liar Revealed » Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:56 pm

Is it because he is too fat to fit on the rides?
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:07 pm

Seeing how fat 'Murricans can get, I'd bet there was at least one case of a ride getting wrecked because of some Boogie-type.

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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by Charlar » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:08 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:56 pm
Is it because he is too fat to fit on the rides?
That, he get tired just standing and after he tried to take a one year vacation (he tried to justify by saying tv certain tv series do that) he was forced to make videos because he wanted more money that his dad was giving him and the money he had from his dead mom put in a trust fund.
Turns out his dad is musician Joe Goldmark and his mom was relatively succesful, Tony was married at some point (it was in the news and had celebrities as guest) and since he was a genuinely awful person his wife divorced him before he ever managed to have sex with her
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by Charlar » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:10 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:07 pm
Seeing how fat 'Murricans can get, I'd bet there was at least one case of a ride getting wrecked because of some Boogie-type.
Nah that would have been in the news and imply he was allowed near the rides aftes he completed his fat jewish hobo look and kept filming his videos in publics and swearing like a sailor near kids, he's a sub-par Movieblob and Goldmark mark genuinely idolize Bob.

Yes i would definitely say that someone that screamed he was "raped" by the It's a small world ride is worse that Blobo
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