Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by Liar Revealed » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:18 pm

Wow, I'll be damned. Mom has a Wikipedia entry:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathi_Kamen_Goldmark

Seems like she slept around with famous artists and fell into that la-la land of pretentious twats.
No wonder the fat fuck is out of touch with reality.

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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by Charlar » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:58 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:18 pm
Wow, I'll be damned. Mom has a Wikipedia entry:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathi_Kamen_Goldmark

Seems like she slept around with famous artists and fell into that la-la land of pretentious twats.
No wonder the fat fuck is out of touch with reality.

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Like other nobodies that have siblings Tony is the black sheep of the family, makes me wonder if they all come from the same factory or are somewhat defective clones of an original Internet nobody
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:12 pm

I woudl say clones, or a common ancestry, what with most of them morphin into the same kind of balding, ugly blob.
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:16 pm

Tony is the only kid that kept the name Goldmark. Hmm. Maybe the real dad is not Barry.
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by Liar Revealed » Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:48 pm

Tony's father is Joe Goldmark. Here's his webpage that looks like it's from Geocities:
http://www.joegoldmark.com/
The other kids are probably fathered by that Barry guy.
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by Charlar » Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:38 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:48 pm
Tony's father is Joe Goldmark. Here's his webpage that looks like it's from Geocities:
http://www.joegoldmark.com/
The other kids are probably fathered by that Barry guy.
Tonmom divorced Joe and married Barry, i'm pretty sure the other kids are Tony half-siblings
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by GodsGift » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:06 am

Charlar wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:38 am
Liar Revealed wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:48 pm
Tony's father is Joe Goldmark. Here's his webpage that looks like it's from Geocities:
http://www.joegoldmark.com/
The other kids are probably fathered by that Barry guy.
Tonmom divorced Joe and married Barry, i'm pretty sure the other kids are Tony half-siblings
So then his siblings are just lucky not to have his father's defective genes?

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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by Charlar » Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:13 am

GodsGift wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 3:06 am
Charlar wrote:
Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:38 am
Liar Revealed wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:48 pm
Tony's father is Joe Goldmark. Here's his webpage that looks like it's from Geocities:
http://www.joegoldmark.com/
The other kids are probably fathered by that Barry guy.
Tonmom divorced Joe and married Barry, i'm pretty sure the other kids are Tony half-siblings
So then his siblings are just lucky not to have his father's defective genes?
Seems to be the case
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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by Bad News Bunnyman » Sat Oct 28, 2017 2:32 pm

Lucky them I'm not the best looking of guys but at least I'm not a fat, bald, big nosed, greasy, repulsive looking creep. With an annoying voice to top it all off.

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Re: Tony "Dirty Fingernails" Goldmark

Post by Charlar » Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:46 pm

His sister is a ceo in the fashion industry
-On the internet, everyone end up being Spoony or Tim Buckley
-All fanbases are shit
-Most people had, have and will have shit tastes

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