Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

[Le Redditeur]

I suppose you could listen to his inane opinions as background noise, without having to look as his cuck face, and that would be harmless and glad enough. Except, who wants to listen to a cuckold ramble about capeshit and pew pew whoom whoom while working?

[Musical Space Cowboy]

Cuckmann and MovieBlob are reasons enough why no-one should take Rotten Tomatoes seriously.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Except, who wants to listen to a cuckold ramble about capeshit and pew pew whoom whoom while working?

Rachel.

[Le Redditeur]

She doesn't work though.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She fantasizes about becoming a wrassler, is always looking for excuses to postpone her opinion pieces, and aspires to be Spoony's handler. That's easily a full-time job.

[McGinnis]

Cuckmann and MovieBlob are reasons enough why no-one should take Rotten Tomatoes seriously.

Those two and Cole Smithey

[ebin namefag]

I think Film Bawled is on RT as well.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And yet he's still #sad.

[McGinnis]

I think Film Bawled is on RT as well.

No, if I recall correctly being rejected for RT was one of the things he whined about. Apparently they said something about 'quality issues' and we all laughed here because MovieBlob is on there

[ebin namefag]

...he also publicly came out as pansexual. In November 2021, Stuckmann announced that Liz had given birth to twin boys, Fox and Grayson.

Chris's dad should have named him Gayson.