Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
The actors did nothing for the prequels. I'm willing to believe you that the Disney SW movies are utter shit, though. Unlike the prequels, I won't ever watch them. I have learned my lesson. I won't ever watch a Star Wars movie besides the OG trilogy again. The story is done. It's finished. No need to watch any of that newer shit. I feel as much obligation to watch them as I feel like having to watch the direct to DVD sequels of The Mask or Ace Ventura.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
I agree, which is why I would have had them behave more like Space ISIS rather than Space Nazi's 2.0 (and play off the members being former Empire members like ISIS with Sadam's generals). Don't know why JarJar couldn't have done it, he could have played the Jew card if anything accused him of racism.Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2017 1:10 pmI guess everything can be rewritten into not being shit, but to make TFA any good you'd have to completely change its premises. For example, one of the most retarded things TFA has going for it is the existence of Empire 2.0, which is MORE porwerful and MORE bigger and MORE well armed than the old Empire (because the Mouse wants MORE and MORE and MORE).Poonoo wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2017 5:33 amThis, especially the rewrites. The bluprint for a good Star Wars Movie was there (and no, I don't mean it being a New Hope ripoff) but JJ fucked up the execution. A lot of it is in character interaction, it suffers from Joss Whedonism where everyone is a smartass with quirky quips and shit rather than meaningful dialogue.
But for Star Wars he always wanted Han to die. If he wanted Nostalgia shekels, he would have kept the character alive to finish the trilogy. And in my scenario, he still dies the same way, making his death more tragic than a nostalgia thing, it would be tragic for Finn and Rey.Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2017 1:10 pmThat would required Harrison Ford to give a single shit about being in this giant turd, which he didn't (he's just in for the nostalgia shekels, if his trifecta of Indiana Jones/Star Wars/Blade Runner shows anything).Poonoo wrote: ↑Thu Aug 24, 2017 5:33 amHan could have been the mentor to guide them. Han would have gotten Finn to loosen up a bit since Han is a more go-with-the-flow kind of guy, while he could have also been an actual father figure for Rei since she would have learned everything on her own which would have made her sloppy and reckless. But instead she knows how to fix the Falcon perfectly and knows everything. I would have had her be naturally good but messing up a few things with no formal training, which Han could have helped her with.
But that didn't happen. Han was there for NOSTALGIA, Rei and Finn were bantering fucking immediately after meeting because modern nerdshit writing.
Old Black Man wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:11 pmAlso Lupa’s grandmother? Please, we know that hag was alive and well back then. She’s like the dude from Highlander, only a cunt.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
I ain't responding to that shit nigga
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
That's OK, I spoiled the wall of text so you don't need to read it if you don't want to. Carry on to the topic of Chris Cuckmann as per the program.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
There was one good scene in the prequels
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
Guest posting was a mistake.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:35 amhis wife is really hot in that belle costume
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann
I demand pictures. I won't bother looking it up because I am sure that statement is false.
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