Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 09, 2024 7:55 am

He appears mostly speechless that they would retweet a tweet of his where he lavishly gushes over X-Ma'am '97. The gushing tweet in question:
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Thu May 09, 2024 9:10 am

Playing with more AI. It may steal my job as a shitposter.

Title: The Chicken Tender Chronicles

In the bustling city of Anytown, there lived a man named Linkara. By day, he was known for his witty comic book reviews, but by night, he had a secret passion: chicken tenders.

Linkara's love for chicken tenders was legendary. He had tried them in every restaurant, sampled every sauce, and perfected the art of crispy perfection in his own kitchen. But one fateful day, as he was about to bite into his favorite snack, he noticed something strange.

The chicken tenders seemed to shimmer with an otherworldly glow. Intrigued, Linkara cautiously took a bite, and to his amazement, he found himself transported to a magical realm.

In this enchanted world, chicken tenders were more than just a snack—they were the key to unlocking hidden powers. With each tender he consumed, Linkara felt his strength grow, his mind sharpen, and his senses heighten.

Armed with his newfound abilities, Linkara embarked on a quest to protect the realm from dark forces threatening to destroy it. Along the way, he encountered fantastical creatures, formidable foes, and tantalizing temptations in the form of endless platters of chicken tenders.

As Linkara journeyed through this strange and wondrous land, he discovered the true meaning of courage, friendship, and the power of a good meal. And though his adventures were filled with danger and uncertainty, he knew that as long as he had his trusty chicken tenders by his side, he could overcome any obstacle that came his way.

And so, with a hearty crunch and a satisfied smile, Linkara continued his quest, knowing that wherever he went, his love for chicken tenders would guide him home.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Thu May 09, 2024 9:16 am

Heartwarming :|
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Thu May 09, 2024 9:17 am

BloodKnightDollfie wrote:
Thu May 09, 2024 9:16 am
Heartwarming :|
Just wait till you read the Doge one.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 09, 2024 9:26 am

I feel you need to work in the Green M&M. She could be a temptress or something, trying to lure him away from the path of the chicken tender.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Thu May 09, 2024 9:30 am

Linkara vs Trump
In a twist of fate, Linkara, the comic book reviewer and internet personality, found himself attending a political rally headlined by none other than Donald Trump. Amidst the sea of red hats and cheering supporters, Linkara stood out with his signature jacket adorned with various comic book patches.

As the rally heated up and emotions ran high, Linkara couldn't help but get caught up in the energy of the crowd. But in the midst of all the excitement, he suddenly realized his jacket was missing. Frantically searching through the throngs of people, he realized with growing dismay that it was nowhere to be found.

Desperate to retrieve his cherished jacket, Linkara pushed through the crowd, asking anyone who would listen if they had seen it. But as the rally reached its fever pitch, his calls went unheard amidst the cheers and chants of the crowd.

Just as he was about to give up hope, a familiar face appeared in the crowd. It was none other than Donald Trump himself, who had spotted the lost jacket among the chaos. With a grin, Trump handed the jacket back to Linkara, recognizing the iconic patches adorning it.

Linkara couldn't believe his luck as he thanked Trump for returning his jacket. In that moment, amidst the political divide and heated rhetoric, a small act of kindness bridged the gap between two very different worlds. And as Linkara donned his jacket once more, he couldn't help but smile, knowing that even in the most unexpected places, there could still be moments of connection and understanding.

The Green Dame
In the dimly lit streets of Neo-City, private eye Linkara found himself entangled in a web of deceit and desire. His office, a sanctuary for the lost and desperate, became a battleground for temptation when the sultry Green M&M sauntered in, her emerald gaze piercing through his resolve.

She claimed innocence, but Linkara knew better. Every twist of her hips, every flirtatious smirk, spelled trouble. Yet, like a moth to a flame, he couldn't resist her allure.

As he delved deeper into the case she presented—a missing candy stash from the local confectionery—Linkara uncovered a sinister plot involving the city's underworld. The Green M&M was not just a pretty face; she was the puppeteer pulling the strings, manipulating him with promises of riches and power.

But Linkara's conscience wasn't completely eclipsed by desire. With grit and determination, he fought against the intoxicating pull of the Green M&M, determined to uncover the truth and bring justice to Neo-City.

In the end, as the smoke cleared and the truth emerged, Linkara stood victorious, having resisted the siren call of temptation. The Green M&M vanished into the shadows, leaving behind a trail of broken hearts and shattered illusions. And Linkara, weary but unbowed, continued his lonely vigil in the city of perpetual twilight.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 09, 2024 10:55 am

Not reading that AI shit.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Thu May 09, 2024 10:57 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu May 09, 2024 10:55 am
Not reading that AI shit.
Oh you’re no fun. :lol:
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by ebin namefag » Thu May 09, 2024 7:40 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu May 09, 2024 7:55 am
Linky edge-grips to ex-men.
rabidtictac wrote:
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The secret is to stop thinking.
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Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu May 09, 2024 7:42 pm

I think the Linkara deepfake is broken.
Or it's because I wanted him to praise OneyPlays.
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