Cloont about Corbs.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 9:54 pmCobra about Puff? He claims he took him outside to smoke and the lizard ran away. He supposedly looked for it and figured it would just bury itself underground over the winter and will return when it gets warmer.ebin namefag wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 4:22 pmIs he trying to wash his hands of the affair or did he never give a shit to begin with?Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 02, 2024 8:11 amHe's less concerned about Cobes doing well than Cobes is about Puff having frozen to death.
Many believe that to be a lie and that he just drunkenly stepped on it or something. Who really knows.
He hasn't mentioned Puff for a while.
KingCobraJFS
- ebin namefag
- Posts: 2126
- Joined: Thu Aug 05, 2021 6:06 am
Re: KingCobraJFS
- Kugelfisch
- The white ghost
- Posts: 46834
- Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:36 pm
Re: KingCobraJFS
Oh. Clit did an interview along with Cobes a few weeks ago. The main takeaway is that Clunk thinks Cobes is doing just fine.
SpoilerShow
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!
- Kugelfisch
- The white ghost
- Posts: 46834
- Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:36 pm
Re: KingCobraJFS
Cobes owning the troles and ruling their sad, pathetic lives as usual:
Not knowing what day it is, drinking cheap plastic bottle vodka straight and chasing it with Bud Light Lime at 7:30 in the morning.
Eating spicy sardine nachos "left to cool" on the kitchen counter for sixteen hours.
Passing out drunk at 9:30.
We all wish we could live such sexy goth bad boy lifestyle!
Late stage alcoholism coming in nicely, toobs!
Not knowing what day it is, drinking cheap plastic bottle vodka straight and chasing it with Bud Light Lime at 7:30 in the morning.
Eating spicy sardine nachos "left to cool" on the kitchen counter for sixteen hours.
Passing out drunk at 9:30.
We all wish we could live such sexy goth bad boy lifestyle!
Late stage alcoholism coming in nicely, toobs!
SpoilerShow
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!
- ebin namefag
- Posts: 2126
- Joined: Thu Aug 05, 2021 6:06 am
Re: KingCobraJFS
Leave them on the floor and BluburryRagman will move in as his next swamp witch.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon Mar 04, 2024 3:14 pmEating spicy sardine nachos "left to cool" on the kitchen counter for sixteen hours.
- rabidtictac
- Posts: 20536
- Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:25 pm
Re: KingCobraJFS
Who the hell drinks bud light? Don't try to fool me-I know the lime flavor is in there to hide how awful the macro-adjunct swiller actually tastes.
Sardine nachos sound about as delicious as a mountain-dew marinated chicken.
Sardine nachos sound about as delicious as a mountain-dew marinated chicken.
- Le Redditeur
- Supreme Shitposter
- Posts: 11590
- Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2017 5:58 pm
Re: KingCobraJFS
Apparently, not even the troons they tried so hard to pander to.
- ebin namefag
- Posts: 2126
- Joined: Thu Aug 05, 2021 6:06 am
Re: KingCobraJFS
In the last documentary where somebody went out to meet him he did a lot of mumbling a in a bar about our boi Dylan Molvania.
The Cobra scholars say he hates the taste of alcohol which is why he drinks "girly drinks" and makes the absurd drink combos filled with candy and soda.
I think all the nonsense he smokes killed his taste buds.
The Cobra scholars say he hates the taste of alcohol which is why he drinks "girly drinks" and makes the absurd drink combos filled with candy and soda.
I think all the nonsense he smokes killed his taste buds.
- Kugelfisch
- The white ghost
- Posts: 46834
- Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:36 pm
Re: KingCobraJFS
Cobes absolutely can't take alcohol burn. He'll power through it these days, as seen on the last video I posted, but you wouldn't call that a confident way of drinking a shot of vodka.
There's much to be said about his drink and food combos. It's really whatever he's being sent, these days. But notably, he will still mix beer with shit like Mountain Dew.
Anyway, after getting up towards the late evening of Friday, still drunk, making those sardine nachos, passing out again and waking up on Saturday as seen above.
Well, it's on to a successful Sunday as a cool rock star goth bad boy who smells good:
But hey, it's the weekend (he'll go with "almost the weekend" on a Tuesday because he never knows what day it is) and also his birthday month!
Yes, he does the DSP birthday month kinda shit.
If you think that almost Mersh'esque female cop loop is wild, you don't even know about the Double Down.
And you shan't yet, for you shall experience this fine blast from the past first. So mote it be!
(not a sponsor)
There's much to be said about his drink and food combos. It's really whatever he's being sent, these days. But notably, he will still mix beer with shit like Mountain Dew.
Anyway, after getting up towards the late evening of Friday, still drunk, making those sardine nachos, passing out again and waking up on Saturday as seen above.
Well, it's on to a successful Sunday as a cool rock star goth bad boy who smells good:
But hey, it's the weekend (he'll go with "almost the weekend" on a Tuesday because he never knows what day it is) and also his birthday month!
Yes, he does the DSP birthday month kinda shit.
If you think that almost Mersh'esque female cop loop is wild, you don't even know about the Double Down.
And you shan't yet, for you shall experience this fine blast from the past first. So mote it be!
(not a sponsor)
SpoilerShow
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!
- ebin namefag
- Posts: 2126
- Joined: Thu Aug 05, 2021 6:06 am
- Kugelfisch
- The white ghost
- Posts: 46834
- Joined: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:36 pm
Re: KingCobraJFS
Bröther, I see you seek the lööps!ebin namefag wrote: ↑Wed Mar 06, 2024 12:54 amI didn't realize the loop was literally tonnage about female cocks.
Behold the mighty Double Down Lööp!
Don't even attempt to count how many times he loops in this one. Much like infinity, the human mind has no space for such a concept made manifest reality.
SpoilerShow
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot] and 20 guests