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Post by Le Redditeur » Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:04 am

The only thing that would have saved the prequels was Darth Jar-Jar. Apparently Lucas chickened out of that idea, so we got whatever the fuck Sir Christopher Lee was doing on that shitfest.

But I have to admin, the prequels at least have Sheev. Ian McDiarmid has more charisma than everyone else on the main cast, combined and squared to the n-th power.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:16 am

The only good part in Episode 3 for me is when he fights Yoda while cackling like some psychotic super villain.
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Post by Poonoo » Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:17 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
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By the time Jedi happened, yes he had changed. People debate why that is, but one big thing is that his wife cuckolded him with the Skywalker Ranch handyman. He had to pay her a shitload in divorce.
It was a mix of him changing and having no one to stop his shit ideas. The director of Empire wanted Yoda to fight, but George at the time said that he shouldn't because his character was about using the force beyond the physical. But George decided to make him a flippy CGI monstrosity in Attack of the Clones, the theatre was fucking laughing at that when I saw it.

But his original script had a lot of weird shit in it, like Han Solo being a green lizard thing (or frog). If you look at the prequels, there are way more weird alien looking characters because no one is telling him no. That and he was a lazy director, he nearly killed himself with the first movie and didn't want that to happen again, so he did his two shot shit. He hated directing and didn't want to do it for the prequels but everyone in Hollywood was too chickenshit to do it.
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Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:52 am

I wonder why George decided to direct the prequels at all he could've called all the shots as the producer and hire a yes man to do all the hard work for him.

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Re: Guru Larry

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sun Jul 30, 2017 3:09 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:04 am
we got whatever the fuck Sir Christopher Lee was doing on that shitfest.
Count Dookie is my favourite character name right after Darth Insaneous.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:01 pm

I love how he has like two names - Count Dooku and Darth Tyranus - but the movies insisted on using the derpier one.

I guess Georgie wanted to be cute because Lee is famous for having played Count Dracula, but that's all the more reason to split the difference and go with Count Tyranus or something.
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Re: Guru Larry

Post by MegaNigger » Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:46 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:16 am
The only good part in Episode 3 for me is when he fights Yoda while cackling like some psychotic super villain.
Fucking love the Emperor.

Seth MacFarlane portrayal in Robot Chicken made it even better to watch those prequels :lol:
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:46 pm

TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:52 am
I wonder why George decided to direct the prequels at all he could've called all the shots as the producer and hire a yes man to do all the hard work for him.
Maybe he tried to. But maybe all the people he asked had the same opinion as David Lynch
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Re: Guru Larry

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:30 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:01 pm
I love how he has like two names - Count Dooku and Darth Tyranus - but the movies insisted on using the derpier one.

I guess Georgie wanted to be cute because Lee is famous for having played Count Dracula, but that's all the more reason to split the difference and go with Count Tyranus or something.
Tyranus isnt terrible? Come on man, its like a 12 year old calling his villain mister evil!
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Re: Guru Larry

Post by MegaNigger » Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:34 pm

AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:30 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:01 pm
I love how he has like two names - Count Dooku and Darth Tyranus - but the movies insisted on using the derpier one.

I guess Georgie wanted to be cute because Lee is famous for having played Count Dracula, but that's all the more reason to split the difference and go with Count Tyranus or something.
Tyranus isnt terrible? Come on man, its like a 12 year old calling his villain mister evil!
Dooku''s Sith name made little sense anyhow. He wasn't really a Tyrant was he? "He was a political idealist"

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