Heterosexuality is an "Invention" Now

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Re: Heterosexuality is an "Invention" Now

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Fri May 12, 2017 5:22 pm

Yeah, the kid who "built" an alarm clock by taking apart an alarm clock and thowing the strung-together pieces into a pencil box.

The MSM made it out like he was some genius inventor or some shit. Then his family moved back to Assfuckistan.

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Re: Heterosexuality is an "Invention" Now

Post by Johnny » Fri May 12, 2017 6:05 pm

How the fuck do these people even breed?

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Re: Heterosexuality is an "Invention" Now

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 12, 2017 6:07 pm

The same way all humans did it 100 years ago before the patriarchy took over: By creating offsprings through solid light constructs from magical moon beams.

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Re: Heterosexuality is an "Invention" Now

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Fri May 12, 2017 6:42 pm

There were no males until the early 20th century.

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Re: Heterosexuality is an "Invention" Now

Post by RAPEMAN » Fri May 12, 2017 7:11 pm

I think we used to spawn in the water like fish do.

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Re: Heterosexuality is an "Invention" Now

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 12, 2017 7:25 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 6:42 pm
There were no males until the early 20th century.
Penises are a social construct, invented by Hitler himself.

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Re: Heterosexuality is an "Invention" Now

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat May 13, 2017 2:13 pm

They really do have a pissing match as to who can come up with the most retarded shit.
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Always two, there are. No more, no less. A Spoony and a Cuckson.

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Re: Heterosexuality is an "Invention" Now

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 13, 2017 3:13 pm

Of course. That's why everyone on Tumblr has his own pronouns.

(Mine are timmy, timmys, timmyr, and timmyself. And no, my name is not Timmy. It's just a pronoun, silly.)

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Re: Heterosexuality is an "Invention" Now

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat May 13, 2017 4:59 pm

Reminds me of that Metokur video about headmates where all of the tumblr people also state in their bio that they have autism or schizophrenia.
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Always two, there are. No more, no less. A Spoony and a Cuckson.

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Re: Heterosexuality is an "Invention" Now

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 13, 2017 5:57 pm

Often self-diagnosed, so you know it's legit.

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