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Re: List Shit Channels

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:54 pm

I don't even count that anymore. It's just what obviously works. Can't blame a guy for doing what seems to be required for that sort of business.
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Post by Charlar » Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:05 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
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I don't even count that anymore. It's just what obviously works. Can't blame a guy for doing what seems to be required for that sort of business.
I still count it, i don't want to some faggot cut face when i'm looking for shit
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Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:37 pm

Before I unsubscribe from that moron, I'm going to unwind here for a hot minute.

Some of you faggots recommended ACG (which as far as I'm concerned stands for Autistic Cocksucking Goblin) as a "decent" reviewer. After seeing few of his recent reviews, I have to say, he isn't lazy like Angry Dookie, but I think that at this point, I would almost prefer Casual Juan's opinion over his.

He shits out reviews that, when I happen to have a better knowledge of the subject, turn out to be super dry, mundaine, boring, full of incoherent rambling and poorly explained ideas. For example, in his latest Battlefront 2 review, he shills the game out as good, praises incredibly shitty map design that's universally hated among community, but ends up with the "loot crate" debacle, which makes the whole game shitty, and apparently feel like a mobile game, despite all the positives he's mentioned before. Bitch, mobile games don't play like AAA games.

Maybe I'm just too disconnected from an average gamer these days, but the guy feels like a clueless casual most of the time. I much rather prefer Gggmanlives, because at least he focuses mostly on shooters and not the whole spectrum - most of the old reviewers from magazines I used to read also specialized on certain games, because being Jack of all trades and competent in none just leaves you as a mundaine nobody who's opinion isn't valuable, and he certainly isn't interesting enough on his own.

He reminds of me Bennet the Sage a lot in this case, he also used to produce extremely dry, boring and empty of substance reviews that only felt informative if you knew nothing of the subject. Just because someone keeps talking in a monotone voice doesn't mean they know what they're talking about.
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Re: List Shit Channels

Post by Poonoo » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:30 am

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2017 1:37 pm
Before I unsubscribe from that moron, I'm going to unwind here for a hot minute.

Some of you faggots recommended ACG (which as far as I'm concerned stands for Autistic Cocksucking Goblin) as a "decent" reviewer. After seeing few of his recent reviews, I have to say, he isn't lazy like Angry Dookie, but I think that at this point, I would almost prefer Casual Juan's opinion over his.

He shits out reviews that, when I happen to have a better knowledge of the subject, turn out to be super dry, mundaine, boring, full of incoherent rambling and poorly explained ideas. For example, in his latest Battlefront 2 review, he shills the game out as good, praises incredibly shitty map design that's universally hated among community, but ends up with the "loot crate" debacle, which makes the whole game shitty, and apparently feel like a mobile game, despite all the positives he's mentioned before. Bitch, mobile games don't play like AAA games.

Maybe I'm just too disconnected from an average gamer these days, but the guy feels like a clueless casual most of the time. I much rather prefer Gggmanlives, because at least he focuses mostly on shooters and not the whole spectrum - most of the old reviewers from magazines I used to read also specialized on certain games, because being Jack of all trades and competent in none just leaves you as a mundaine nobody who's opinion isn't valuable, and he certainly isn't interesting enough on his own.

He reminds of me Bennet the Sage a lot in this case, he also used to produce extremely dry, boring and empty of substance reviews that only felt informative if you knew nothing of the subject. Just because someone keeps talking in a monotone voice doesn't mean they know what they're talking about.
I think it was only me he recommenced him, and while I disagree that he is dry and dull watching him recently during the latest wave of AAA games he has soured on me a bit. This isn't a Tim Buckley Path thing, he is still better than your average game journo shit who doesn't explain anything (like Angry Joe, sorry Joe is much worse) but his review of Wolfenstein pissed me off since he flat out said the story was great and that the game was fine. Gggman is a superior reviewer, and his review seemed far more spot on without even going into the political shit in the story (though he did rip into it for being all over the place tonally). Though if he did, he would be a Trump guy since the one time I checked his twitter he was retweeting a lot of anti-Islam shit.

But back on ACG, it seems from watching him for a while now that his speciality is racing games and as you said, is a casual in everything else. His Marvel vs Capcom Infinite review proved that to me. But compared to IGN and other shitters who pump out reviews regularly he is a fucking god, and no one pumps out reviews of the latest stuff like he does that isn't an overt and blatant corporate shill. Gggman is good for FPS but other than him the good reviewers only do shit sparingly. He is good enough for me to know what is going on with the latest releases but I know what I'm getting and to not take his word as gospel.
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Re: List Shit Channels

Post by Stranger » Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:28 pm

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjFztU ... ollsGuides

This guy. THIS GUY.

He's devoted his channel to Fallout and Elder Scrolls. That, alone, should be a red flag. Let's then take a quick glance at his latest video... and then the video he did a few months ago.

Mother fucker reviewed Skyrim for the Switch twice.

His content is bottom of the barrel entertainment for people who can't move on from their Bethesda obsession and it's as low effort as it gets.
"Top 5 Foods in Skyrim Survival Mode."
"Guys look at how bad Skyrim Creation Club is (totally original opinion, don't steal)."
"Look at my quest walkthroughs where I'm really just Let's Playing the game."

He's also one of those faggots that devote himself to a few games yet doesn't get crucial details correct all the time. I turned his videos on over on the television while I was relaxing with some Warframe a little while ago and while barely paying attention I was able to point out knowledge gaps of major events within the very games he was playing that someone who has played them for as long as he has should know. No I can't recall them off the top of my head.
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Re: List Shit Channels

Post by Seele » Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:54 pm

Stranger wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:28 pm
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjFztU ... ollsGuides

This guy. THIS GUY.

He's devoted his channel to Fallout and Elder Scrolls. That, alone, should be a red flag. Let's then take a quick glance at his latest video... and then the video he did a few months ago.

Mother fucker reviewed Skyrim for the Switch twice.

His kahntent is bottom of the barrel entertainment for people who can't move on from their Bethesda obsession and it's as low effort as it gets.
"Top 5 Foods in Skyrim Survival Mode."
"Guys look at how bad Skyrim Creation Club is (totally original opinion, don't steal)."
"Look at my quest walkthroughs where I'm really just Let's Playing the game."

He's also one of those faggots that devote himself to a few games yet doesn't get crucial details correct all the time. I turned his videos on over on the television while I was relaxing with some Warframe a little while ago and while barely paying attention I was able to point out knowledge gaps of major events within the very games he was playing that someone who has played them for as long as he has should know. No I can't recall them off the top of my head.
Reminds me of ShoddyCast and how hard those cucks suckle upon Bethesda's dick, mainly with smug lore videos and machinima crap with cringey voice acting.
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Re: List Shit Channels

Post by Stranger » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:04 pm

Seele wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 6:54 pm
Reminds me of ShoddyCast and how hard those cucks suckle upon Bethesda's dick, mainly with smug lore videos and machinima crap with cringey voice acting.
I'm not a fan of those guys, either, but at least they put some effort into it.

This ESO guy is so low effort that he can't figure out why his streams get demonitized when he uploads them to his channel and then people repeatedly point out that he has a nude mod installed. When he finally addresses the nude mod he says he, "accidentally," installed it and, "doesn't know how," to uninstall it.

Mother fucker you run a channel based around Skyrim where you've made numerous videos on installing and using various mods. You know how to uninstall it. You didn't accidentally install anything. Just admit you like your nude mod like a grown man and either get rid of it for the sake of your channel's health (and, consequently, your financial health) or accept that it's going to be a problem.
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Post by rabidtictac » Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:39 pm

>using nude mods in skyrim when porn exists

absolutely haram
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Re: List Shit Channels

Post by Poonoo » Thu Nov 23, 2017 4:21 am

Stranger wrote:
Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:28 pm
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjFztU ... ollsGuides

This guy. THIS GUY.

He's devoted his channel to Fallout and Elder Scrolls. That, alone, should be a red flag. Let's then take a quick glance at his latest video... and then the video he did a few months ago.

Mother fucker reviewed Skyrim for the Switch twice.

His kahntent is bottom of the barrel entertainment for people who can't move on from their Bethesda obsession and it's as low effort as it gets.
"Top 5 Foods in Skyrim Survival Mode."
"Guys look at how bad Skyrim Creation Club is (totally original opinion, don't steal)."
"Look at my quest walkthroughs where I'm really just Let's Playing the game."

He's also one of those faggots that devote himself to a few games yet doesn't get crucial details correct all the time. I turned his videos on over on the television while I was relaxing with some Warframe a little while ago and while barely paying attention I was able to point out knowledge gaps of major events within the very games he was playing that someone who has played them for as long as he has should know. No I can't recall them off the top of my head.
I swear if April sees this guy she will walk up top Spoony and say "WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE HIM?".
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:26 pm

Could he perhaps be Brad from MKE?!
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