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Post by Charlar » Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:05 am

They tell Kenny to take the shot at the villain Carver, that gets Alvin killed. Never did they accept they were the ones that fucked and blame Kenny for their decisions.
Keeps saying Kenny is a murderer, Pat wants to kill a new group every time they mmet one and they both want to kill a pregnant woman and her unborn child because they don't like her.
They shit on Kenny for him not trusting Arvo after that guy caused a shootout that Kenny barely survived because Arvo wanted to steal from the group.
Shit on Kenny for knocking Arvo out because his scream could attract Walkers. Meanwhile they berated Rebecca for screaming while giving birth, they kill her and leave the baby on the floor during a firefight. Earlier they wanted to abandon Rebecca and the baby because the baby would cry and attract Walkers.
They get enraged when Kenny ACCIDENTALLY hit Clem but later Pat says shotting Kenny son, who was younger than Clem and Arvo, was awesome)
Manage to blame Kenny because that makes him right about Arvo, despite him giving Clementine death glares and is obviously mad she survived drowing, shoots her after she hands her gun and wasn't a threat
Forgave Jane and Luke after they literally fucked up, which allowed which gets Sarah killed and they forgive Arvo for jumping them
Never mention or care another female character betrays Clementine, no let's just spend continure an hour of bitching at Kenny
Kill Kenny love interest to spite him and mock him when he's upset
Sided with Jane as soon ss she showed up and despite her being a terrible person and a sociopath/psycopath throughout the game that provoke Kenny all the time, she eventually fakes having let the baby die in the cold to make Kenny snaps and try to kill Jane. They kill Kenhy.
Kenny wasn't perfect but that their hateboner was poison.
Also they encouraged gheir fans to punch their friends in the dick and breakup friendships if said friends liked Cyclops.
In a let's play on of a souls game or bloodborne Pat was obviously acting like DSP: reaind guides and walthrough and knowing shit in advance a first time player would know and pretend he discovered it himself despite this supposedly being a blind lp, over leveled up off screen and then over levelling out of spit of people complaining, still die over and over at level 100
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Re: List Shit Channels

Post by Charlar » Fri Dec 08, 2017 3:29 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:43 am
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Super Best Friends Play because of, among other things, their Walking Dead season 1 and 2 let's play, they were hate filled retarded hypocrites. Whoever suggested them ehem when i was looking for gaming channels, fuck you
There's your problem. Telltale products are not games.
Remind me why that's the case, i genuinely forgot
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Post by Stranger » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:00 am

Telltale games are literally just stories that claim to be interactive but generally always lead to the same outcome. In one of the chapters you literally have to choose between killing two people, one you've been traveling with and one that's close with your brother.

No matter which you choose they both end up dying anyway. And you don't get to do anything to prevent it. One falls from a precarious ledge. The other dies in a scene shortly after said ledge.

And that's just one quick example off the top of my head.

EDIT: Matter of fact, it was shown by multiple people that no matter who you choose to save the guy will end up showing up in some of the scenes shortly before the ledge because they didn't even bother to change it to account for your decisions.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Dec 08, 2017 4:47 pm

They're just cutting corners because they know their episodic format would require each new episode to factor in exponentially more choices than the one before if those chocies actually mattered. They'd have to "film" entire scenes that only a fraction of the players are ever gonna see.
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Post by Stranger » Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:25 pm

Yeah and that's their own problem/fault. Don't set out to create something that has that many branching paths if you're not going to commit to fleshing out each of those branching paths.

They could have just made a regular point and click adventure game instead of a glorified virtual novel.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:28 am

"Glorified" my ass. Telltale games in current year are just western visual novels for tards. At least a visual novel might have some porn in it or something.
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Post by Stranger » Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:43 am

Nah they have quicktime events and, "exploration," segments (read: you walk around until you find the proper trigger event) that a normal VN wouldn't really have.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Dec 09, 2017 4:21 am

Stranger wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:43 am
"exploration," segments (read: you walk around until you find the proper trigger event) that a normal VN wouldn't really have.
Ah, just like The Last of Us. GOTY current year every year.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:52 am

Stranger wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 3:43 am
Nah they have quicktime events and, "exploration," segments (read: you walk around until you find the proper trigger event) that a normal VN wouldn't really have.
I also love how they have a point-and-click-style inventory that does jack shit except once in a blue moon.
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Post by conchncoral » Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:20 pm

only TT games i could actually recommend were the sam and max games they did and even then they had annoying parts in it. the rest of them are complete shit.

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