I released a new thing... AGAIN

Tell everyone about some crappy video you made on youtube (or whatever thing you made) and realise how talentless you really are.
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I released a new thing... AGAIN

Post by cernex » Tue May 02, 2017 1:03 am

Because e-begging is cool, right? No? Aw, fuck it, I'm doing it anyway.

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I wrote something new. SO GIVE ME YOUR MONEY BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE! (and shit)
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Re: I released a new thing... AGAIN

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed May 03, 2017 3:42 pm

How many books have you actually sold? I know there's money in pulp novels in paper but how's online doing for ya?
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Re: I released a new thing... AGAIN

Post by cernex » Wed May 03, 2017 11:10 pm

That's a good question, actually. And I'm not being a wise-ass either. For some reason (either Amazon is stupid or I am) I can't tell how many TOTAL SELLS I have as of today, but I know for a fact I've sold at least 2 this week.

Either I can't find the right option (which makes more sense) or Amazon only allows you to track sells by geography, week, or month (the limit being 6 previous months) and that's it.

tl; dr: I know I'm selling. I don't think I'm going to be an Internet Nobody anytime soon, tho'.
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Re: I released a new thing... AGAIN

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu May 04, 2017 1:21 am

That's surprising. I would've thought you had some page that gave you an overview. Weird.
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Re: I released a new thing... AGAIN

Post by cernex » Tue May 16, 2017 2:35 pm

I have written yet another thing. This one is tragic! And has a whole town set ablaze, with lot of people dying. also, a guy kills a smaller guy by throwing a guy on it.

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Re: I released a new thing... AGAIN

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed May 17, 2017 1:36 am

Are you just pumping these out in a fortnight?
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Re: I released a new thing... AGAIN

Post by cernex » Wed May 17, 2017 5:58 pm

No, I just like writing a lot.

And I'm not kidding when I say that. I'm writing as we speak, even! Fucking chapter just REFUSES TO END.
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Re: I released a new thing... AGAIN

Post by cernex » Wed May 31, 2017 11:31 am

And now, a cyberpunk thing! With mafiosi, giant guns, flying cars, and mullets!

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Re: I released a new thing... AGAIN

Post by Brad posing as Chillock the black nazi muslim christian nicknamed harrythebarry » Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:47 pm

is there money in that?
Im actually a pretty good writer I just figured humanity is so dumb they only buy the dumbest shit.
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Re: I released a new thing... AGAIN

Post by cernex » Thu Jul 06, 2017 10:05 pm

AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:47 pm
is there money in that?
Im actually a pretty good writer I just figured humanity is so dumb they only buy the dumbest shit.
There's definitely some money to be made, yes, but you need to learn how to not be a spoony (aka, know how to handle criticism and not go nuts) and how to promote yourself (like moneybegging in a forum that hates moneybegging!) and such. If you can do all that, get some money, invest in covers, invest in launch teams, and so on, yes, there's definitely money to be made.
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