Dead Horse Interchange

>Catackle-ism Klessik
>Everyone is going to be a healer, a tank and a dps at the same time
>Retail new expansion dogshit to feature 4 zones, because more is too much effort
>Dividing the leveling in klessik into gatekept (((seasons)))



The soys are stoked because Metzen is coming back to write the story horseshit, like Jizzard doesn't have a team of "racial sensitivity" clowns whose bidding he will do.

They have planned and announced three expansions in advance.

The real question you have to ask is what horrible atrocity have Blizzard committed that they're trying to distract from.

Apparently the big new feature of one of these expansions is gonna be a dwarf variant that can have beards regardless of "body type" (don't call it "sex" or "gender")

rabidtictac wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 06, 2023 11:40 am

The real question you have to ask is what horrible atrocity have Blizzard committed that they're trying to distract from.

Really terrible active subscriber numbers.

Oy vey that's much worse than stealing breast milk, for sure.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 06, 2023 6:48 am

They have planned and announced three expansions in advance.

It's blatantly obvious for everyone that those aren't three expansion, but three parts of the same expansion, all sold at full price.
Everyone except room temperature fucktards like the ones leaving hate comments under that Narc's video, like "How does it feel knowing that wow is going to be great now huh?" - same idiots who claimed that Warlords of Draenor was going to save wow.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 06, 2023 12:34 pm

Apparently the big new feature of one of these expansions is gonna be a dwarf variant that can have beards regardless of "body type" (don't call it "sex" or "gender")

The Earthen have been in the gayme since forever, how original.
I'm sure that the bearded females birthing people are a homage to Tolkien, and not troon propaganda.

I'm so fucking tired of tolkien.

Maybe they also got inspired by Discworld, where dwarven flirting is a very delicate process because not even dwarfs can tell their own genders apart.
Now of course this is merely the oldest fantasy meme in the book which SJWs no doubt love to appropriate for their own goals.

Tolkien never said in the books that dwarven women had beards, only that they looked so similar to the male dwarves to other races that they couldn't really tell them apart. The beard but was just a throwaway line in Peter Jackson's movie.