MonHun

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VoiceOfReasonPast
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Re: MonHun

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jun 30, 2017 8:05 pm

He'll probably also pick the Great Sword and complain how slow it and how much it slows you down.

The cherry on top would be him running out of sharpness and him not knowing what to do about it.

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Re: MonHun

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:57 pm

No way will he know what the Sharpness stat is about. He'll use a maximum dullness sword for the ENTIRE GAME.

Remember that he beat all of Nier using only mid stance.

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Re: MonHun

Post by Charlar » Sat Jul 01, 2017 1:57 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:57 pm
No way will he know what the Sharpness stat is about. He'll use a maximum dullness sword for the ENTIRE GAME.

Remember that he beat all of Nier using only mid stance.
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Re: MonHun

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:18 am

Let me RP as DSP for a sec.

*Moves around the map with the Great Sword in hand*
"This is bullshit. You're so fucking slow! This is worse than fucking Dark Souls!"

*Hits monster with dull weapon, or just blindly hits Basarios*
"WTF?"
*Does it again*
"WTF?! The monster just made itself invincible! *snort* I can't do anything!"

*Drinks potion right in front of monster, gets hit in the process*
"They give you healing items, but make it so that you can't actually use them. *burp* This game is garbage!"

*Monster flies away. DSP naturally didn't hit it with a Paintball because why would he*
"It pissed off? Does that mean I've won? What's going on?!"

(I bet at least one of these will happen.)

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Re: MonHun

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:55 pm

All I want for Christmas is watch DSP fight a Tigrex.
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Re: MonHun

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:18 pm

I think I'd laugh harder if he was fighting a monster like Gypceros or Garuga that often will fly around aimlessly all over the place. With no paintball to mark it, he'd get trolled to fuck. :D

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Re: MonHun

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:33 pm

Or having him fight a Cephadrome (or even just normal Cephalos) and going apeshit over them staying underground most of the time.
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:55 pm
All I want for Christmas is watch DSP fight a Tigrex.
I dunno what the current DSP record for "Quickest Death by Boss" is, but boy howdie would that be a good contender.

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Re: MonHun

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 01, 2017 3:53 pm

Or a nice Diabolos. Even people who are good at MonHun hate the cunt.
There are so many things he could fuck up I could make a list with a hundred entries easily. Sadly, he'll likely drop the game very quickly. Maybe enough for a single reasonably-sized TIHYDP.
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Re: MonHun

Post by rat-fuck » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:16 am

Charlar wrote:
Thu Jun 29, 2017 3:54 am
What's the goal in Monhun? Hunting, farming...? Is there a story or something like that
It's grind in its purest form.
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Re: MonHun

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:00 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Jul 01, 2017 8:18 am
Let me RP as DSP for a sec.
Not enough snorting and belching. Otherwise, spot on. Fuck that retard.
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